This applies to many people I know. I can't belive i didn't remember it sooner:

It's better to keep your mouth closed and have people think your an a$$hole, then to open it and prove it!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

 

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

 

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a$$.

 

"Fu@k! Fu@k! and a carton of hells![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

"Engage brain before engaging mouth"

"Ive wore out more poosy than you have socks!"[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

"this one time at band camp I...."

 

I saw this one in Playboy Magizine and thought is was catchy.


"Spend like movie stars, Party like rock stars, F>ck like **** stars"

 

LOL!

i found myself saying that just today actually!!!

 

"Do it...Do it" Starsky and Hutch
I can't believe no one has said this one............................................... .."GET R' DONE"

 

or "heres your sign"


ohh and I have git r done on my cell phone as a welcome message [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]