Polaris Discussions about Polaris ATVs.

Four Wheelers Anonymous

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Dec 3, 2007 | 12:33 AM
  #111  
sjbr549's Avatar
Pro Rider
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 644
Likes: 0
From: mount airy,nc
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

we need a rally like the bikes do in sturgis. just needs to be (cleaner)that would be a blast. if you can get all the fourm members to show thats 92,000 strong in ourselves. have all the manufactures and aftermarket venders there,maybe an unvieling or two of new products.that would be cool and some "good" publicity for our sport would'nt hurt either.
 
Reply
Old Jan 8, 2008 | 09:25 AM
  #112  
MooseHenden's Avatar
Thread Starter
|
Super Moderator
Well, golly JimBob!
15 Year Member
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 40,210
Likes: 55
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

This should have been: 24) You know you're a quadaholic when you dip deep into a waterhole and fill you shoe up with 33 degree water and are still having a great time. 25) You looked forward to cold weather to go play on the ice covered beaver pond and are disappointed because the cold weather brought too much snow to ride in...
 
Reply
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 12:59 PM
  #113  
sjbr549's Avatar
Pro Rider
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 644
Likes: 0
From: mount airy,nc
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

26)your wife makes you take your clothes off before you can come in the house because mud season has begun
 
Reply
Old Mar 19, 2008 | 04:36 PM
  #114  
MooseHenden's Avatar
Thread Starter
|
Super Moderator
Well, golly JimBob!
15 Year Member
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 40,210
Likes: 55
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

Updated questionairre:
Four Wheelers Anonymous questionnaire:

1) Do you feel like you need to ride every day?
2) When you ride do you keep saying, "one more trail and I'll stop for the day."?
3) Do you ride alone when you can't get anyone to ride with you?
4) Do others say you should enter Fourwheelers Anonymous?
5) Are you often heard saying, "I can quit riding my quad any time I want"?
6) Does thinking about riding detract from your work habits?
7) When at a social event do I have to talk about riding my quad?
8) Are there more pictures of your quad in your wallet than your wife and kids?
9) Do you purposely go through potholes in your daily ride because, "It's more of a challenge."?
10a) Do the friends you hang out with refer to you by your forum "nickname"?
10b) Do the friends you hang out with know what you ride but can't remember your real name?
10c) Have you forgotten your non-riding children's names?
11) When you are out driving with your wife/girlfriend do you stop when you see an area that would be great for riding instead of the restaurant you promised to take her out to?
12) Do you watch the weather only to find out if the mud is going to be soupy or sticky?
13) Is hunting the excuse you use to take a long ride or are you really hunting?
14) Are you able to diagnose the slightest rattle on a quad, but unable to cook spaghetti?
15) Do you believe that more cc's will solve all of life's problems?
16) Does your wife glare at you in the morning, asking what you were dreaming about and, "who is Polaris"?
17) You won't buy a car because it doesn't have enough "ground clearance". (Sorry about that one Stendori)
18a)When you tell stories about riding does the mudhole get 6 inches deeper each time?
18b) When you tell stories about riding does the rock you climbed over get 6 inches taller each time?
18c) When you tell stories about riding does the jump you made get 6 feet longer each time?
18d) When you tell stories about riding does your drag race "win" get 6 seconds faster?
19) Have you spent more time typing in the atvconnection.com forum than with your wife and kids?????

Sjbr's questions:
20a) Do you have an atv magazine in the bathroom?
20b) Do you have an atv magazine on the nightstand?
21) While loading quads on trailer to go home, you say, "I can't wait to go riding again."
22)Your Christmas list items end with ....for my quad.
23) You revive old threads on your favorite ATV forum, just to get it going again.

Add on questions:
23b) You realize that you haven't renewed your thread because you have to reply to a message to get a new posting.
24) You know you're a quadaholic when you dip deep into a waterhole and fill you shoe up with 33 degree water and are still having a great time.
25) You looked forward to cold weather to go play on the ice covered beaver pond and are disappointed because the cold weather brought too much snow to ride in...
26)Your wife makes you take your clothes off before you can come in the house because mud season has begun
27) You are on a mini-vacation riding a snowmobile and all you can think about is how to goose the kind of speed they get out of sleds into your PoPo and how much more comfortable a ride your PoPo is over a sled.

Answer any of these with a yes and you could be a Four Wheeler Aholic. Oh well, there are worse ways to spend your time! Enjoy!
 
Reply
Old Mar 22, 2008 | 02:31 AM
  #115  
sjbr549's Avatar
Pro Rider
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 644
Likes: 0
From: mount airy,nc
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

sorry been good most of the week.made a couple of trips to Al. before the easter break. i thought i would revive it since all the new blood has join the forums.we might get some more good ones
 
Reply
Old Mar 23, 2008 | 01:31 AM
  #116  
RticKwad's Avatar
Pro Rider
Runs Stealth!
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 3,336
Likes: 0
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

"Ya might be a quad'aholic when you just on-purpose ride by that wide area
land stretch of Power lines guarded by a phony cattle-farm gate that seperates
the rows of houses going through the community fantasizing just knowing that you could
sneak back there for a NIGHT-OP and release some good ole Polaris energy!"

R'
(Disclaimer: I have not and could not avail myself to do such mischief)
 
Reply
Old May 12, 2008 | 09:33 AM
  #117  
MooseHenden's Avatar
Thread Starter
|
Super Moderator
Well, golly JimBob!
15 Year Member
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 40,210
Likes: 55
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

28) You like it when that certain teenage kid comes on rides with you to see the variety of non-lethal crashes he can perform.
 
Reply
Old May 12, 2008 | 12:12 PM
  #118  
Dufrane's Avatar
Pro Rider
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 208
Likes: 0
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

What a great thread. Ok I too am an addict.I have to have my atv parked outside the window of the computer room.Just feels better to be able to see it.Helps out with the DT'S lol.
 
Reply
Old May 12, 2008 | 01:36 PM
  #119  
sjbr549's Avatar
Pro Rider
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 644
Likes: 0
From: mount airy,nc
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

we have one of those non-lethal dirtbike kid that ride with us. its always interresting to what him hillclimb he makes it after he breaks something. went riding one day last summer and he was there.i notice something didnt look right with his bike.after about 15min i notice his left side of his handlebars was bent up about 3in and forward about 2in.i asked what happened but he wouldnt say.
 
Reply
Old May 12, 2008 | 01:54 PM
  #120  
650Mobrute's Avatar
Pro Rider
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 347
Likes: 0
From: Marceline Missouri
Default Four Wheelers Anonymous

I am currently sitting at my desk of my office job, with a dirt wheels mag on my desk, posting on the atv forums, and my background on the computer is of my bike... I think I might be an addict too [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] but I see no problems with that...... yet....

The wife does tell me this sometimes "honey, we have kids you can talk about too, not just 4wheeling.."
 
Reply



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:26 AM.