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Old 05-21-2008 | 02:23 AM
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If JumboFrank, RticKwad, MooseHenden, and BigBros_Farmtoys were all riding a Sportsman together .........somehow........and went head to head with a running moose, who would win? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 02:25 AM
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I don't think there would be any winners. That's a whole lot of "beef" hitting head on. A big bull moose could still have 1/4 ton of weight over us.
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 02:26 AM
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AH **** you crack me up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 05:08 AM
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So would a head-on collision with a moose. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 08:05 AM
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if you were foolish enough to even want to screw around w/ a moose, you wouldnt come out very good trust me.
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 02:30 PM
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Screwing around with a Moose is illegal in both USA & Canada. Its called Beastiality. I think its ok in France & Greece though. lol
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 02:34 PM
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Mongrol

Screwing around with a Moose is illegal in both USA & Canada. Its called Beastiality. I think its ok in France & Greece though. lol</end quote></div>

LOL !!
 

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Old 05-21-2008 | 02:41 PM
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Unfortunately due to the height of a moose at his belly one of two things would definitely happen, the Sportsman would continue on under the moose without Riders, essentially a clean sweep, or everybody could possibly get real low and tickle that moose belly as we went underneath causing him to jump up into the air thus clearing the stack of riders.

Only trouble with Option 2, The moose might like it, we would then have a new friend and that poor PoPo would not be fast enough for us to get away.
 
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Old 05-21-2008 | 04:37 PM
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Option 3, the moose bows his head down and charges. Owies for everyone when he hits the bumper. Look at me, I can fly. Splat. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] You know R will come up with another option.

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Old 05-21-2008 | 05:43 PM
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This is an interesting one... Alaskan or Maine moose? My understanding is that the Alaskan variety is larger. With this moose I would picture the quad under the belly and four riders being stripped off like corn kernels off the cob. Still would not pick driver or shotgun. Maybe 3rd or 4th slot. With either moose I picture alot of cushioning from riders 1 and 2. Sort of like large airbags... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I remember when I bought my truck that they had just made the newer, less explosive airbags. I'm glad someone told me about that. I thought the little sticker on my driver's side window that said, "second generation airbag", was getting way too personal.

PS I didn't notice the head to head until I looked at it a second time. Not a fun picture.
 



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