You might be a Polaeis rider if when you get high centered on whatever it is under you in 3 1/2 feet of mud you say "Stuck? no, I just thought I'd stop here for lunch!"

 

You might be a Polaris rider if your friend is amazed by how much your polaris will pull,and you tell him"wait till I put it in low range"

 

rofl

 

You might be a Polaris rider if your quad can pull the 2000 lb. wood chipper up the slippery wet grass slope when you and your buddy's pickups with 4wd couldn't. And I even have a rear locker on mine. Go PoPo, Go. We could start our own 1st grade reading books. See PoPo. Run PoPo run. See PoPo run. See Tag the dog chase PoPo. See Tag stop and rest. Good PoPo.

 

You might be a polaris rider if almost all these posts have happened to you.
You might be a polaris rider if the salesman at the dealership doesn't even try to talk you out of the 850 XP for the thunderkitty 1000, even though he's been trying to talk the grizzly guy out of his yamaha by saying "the thundercat is way faster than the griz 700"
You might be a polaris rider if you change your headlights as often as your oil

 

you might be a polaris rider: if electonic parts break one month to the day after the factory warranty exspried

you might be a polaris rider if the parts are getting cheaper by the yr.

 

You might be a Polaris rider if you spend 4 hours cleaning your Quad after the last ride, and spend 4 minutes finding the biggest mud hole you can on your next ride.

 

You might be a Polaris rider if...people are glad when something happens to your atv so they can feel confident about their reliable, yet underperforming atv.
You might be a Polaris rider if...you value performance over reliability.
You might be a Polaris rider if...you can distinguish fact from fiction.
You might be a Polaris rider if...you consider atv's a recreational vehicle and not farm equipment.
You might be a Polaris rider if...people want to drive your atv, but are afraid to purchase one of their own.

 

You might be a polaris rider... If your face turns red (from laughter) while your buddy's is red from anger. (after you pull him out)

 

You might be a Polaris rider if...
You give the guy riding one of the other brands one of your two way radio's and tell him to call if he needs help! LOL! And he did! LOL.