i figured that out, who would marry you?? thanks for the advice on the gas, I'm going to the store right now to get some of your reccomendations

 

Hey,,,,,,,it seems I might have hit a nerve with our buddy Recon,,,Retard or whatever his name is.
Boy ohh boy I'm sure glad I'm not there right now !!!!!!!!!!
Ok guys I think we might have had enough fun with Retard or whatever,,,,it sounds like we might have his blood pressure up pretty high and we don't want him having a stroke or anything,,,,,,then who would we make fun of ????



Nope,,,,I changed my mind,,go ahead and make fun of him all you want since he makes it soo easy to do so ...

 

Rincon,
You did say," everyone I know who rides a Polaris always has to
spend a minimum of 250 a week to keep it running."
Well just how many people is that? One,two, three? I don't know
anybody that rides a quad of any kind that spends 250 a week!
My uncle JEB, GOD rest his sole, once told me that if he had a
dollar for everytime somebody trashed talked his Polaris he
would be a rich man. That was the last time that I saw old uncle
JED, GOD rest his sole, right before he left on his cross country
trip on his trusty Polaris to Nome, Alaska. No, he wasn't a rich
man. He left that day with $55.23 a full tank of gas a back pack
with beans, coffee, 2 snickers candy bars and a jug of whisky.
They found him just last year. Frozen to his still running Polaris.
All he had left was $22.53, 1/2 can of coffee and 1/2 of a candy bar.
So, I guess if you don't read the service manual then you don't
know where reverse is!

 

i knew you'd reply, just gotta say the right things and i know you'll come back, ya go ahead and make fun of me, on the keyboard, cause i'd kick your *** if you were here. lol you really really don't get it, i'm not mad, unless laughing is a sign of anger. time to go to beg, mom's calling

 

for the last time 250 was obviously an exaggeration. i now of 10 people how had terrible luck with there polaris'. if you knew that many people that have had bad luck with any one manufacturer wouldn't you hate them too?

 

Oh good, there you are. Thanks for coming back so we may once again be in you're all knowing ATV presence.
ALL HAIL rincon!!!!
Thank god you stopped on the trail that day to play with yourself, and noticed the POLARIS MEN IN BLACK working on that poor Polaris on the other side of the big mud hole you were not able to try and cross, on your 4X4 three wheel drive.
It must have been Fate.

Now that you have finally proven to us all that Polaris's are broken down crap that only perform well in our "Altered Memories", what next?

Will you cure cancer? Or solve world hunger?

No, I bet you have a plan for World Peace.

Please let us poor misguided Polaris buyers know what your next great deed for humanity will be.

I'm only working with my limited "Polaris buing brain" so forgive me if your next great act will far surpass any of my puny thoughts.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT rincon!!!!!!!!

 

why do you have such a hard on for MIB?? for your info i have a locker in my kodiak, and if it steers to hard just put it in 2WD. by the way you're far from funny

 

Actually rincon I think he's quite funny

Megacrash jocularity rules

 

I hate Polaris as well because I can't make fun of my neighbors 9 year old Trailboss. It starts every time he hit's the button. It will still climb hills steep enough to tip it over. It will pull his boat out of the lake. It takes a good 100 yards before my brand new Explorer will edge past it in a race. The 4 wheel drive always locks in. It never overheats even after a long steep climb in 90+ heat. All I got on him is ocassionally something will rattle like a spring holding the tailpipe and he has less tread on his tires so he gets stuck a little easier.

Matt

 

Kodiak,,,,,you mean that kodak picture of a kodiak....
I agree with modquad,,,,,Have a nice day,,,Retard....