in a couple hours i gonna have to head down to the long branch saloon and get me a drink.

 

I must be tired, I kept reading "Festus" as "Fetus" and I just didn't get it. Duh... And I'm not even blonde.

 

Its ok you GOT DIESEL

 

"Trasher will have to make that decision (He's the founder of this Thread). "

Festus is perfect for the fly guy. Love the new picture of ya. Was that the latest mug shot?

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[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] i found this here avatar on a site with lil info about gunsmoke [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Gunsmoke
So its official. Im The Frat Drunk Defender of marshall Dillon. I guess i am prolly the only one to be arrested for DUI in here and let down to A NEG 1

 

Festus has to mount up and ride on over to the long branch saloon. Night boyz

 

Hoss you bee-ach! I do the naming around here .[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]..., but I guess it's okay if Creator gets to authorize it since he started the thread. But if I was Skinner, I'd be miffed! Anyone remember... "kooky sidekick".., and "he's from my home town and there's a statue of him".....? Skinner, I treid to gitcha a new name, but the rest of the FBK felt skinner was too perfect. sorry. I really woulda re-named onefly Toyo! (remember, it has to be something that you don't like much, just ask skinner).

I guess that means all of Hoss' nicknames go back in the barrell, like PP, stalker, Frat boy, and all the others we're not allowed to print. all this cowboy talk reminds me of a story Hoss told me about himself. He was the lone queer in a genuine, rough cowboy bar. He was sipping his Shirley Temple with the pink frilly umbrella, when a monster, mean, rough redneck cowboy throws the doors open and loudly announces, "Bartender, get me some food! I'm so hungry I could eat the a$$ out of a cow!" Hoss then pipes up in a high-pitched response, "Moo-moo-moo!"

Festus, yer already a natural for this forum. I asked you a buncha Q's about PeEll, Centralia, etc... and you completely ignored me. you've already learned how to pick on the poor lil 'ol Canadian, and pile on like the rest. congrats![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

we really need a name for just4kicks. he's from a real cowboy setting in Yucca Valley, (Pioneer Town). It was an old movie/western set wasn't it just4kicks? Yep, I've been to his home town too! I'll have to work on this one... hmmm,... we need a token bad guy, maybe Jesse James (JJ)? But if anyone should be the bad guy, it should be Hoss. Although Hoss was whitewater's nearest intellectual match, so we can't really mess with that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] . Hey, do ya hunt just4kicks? Chuck Connors was quite the cowboy as the rifleman. you need to post more so we can find a good match for ya. maybe we'll just call ya Gringo until we get a good fit. Yep, gringo it is ( but this could be temporary).

what ..tires?? I had the factory Generals on mine. They lasted 65,000 miles on the rear duals, but the fronts kept popping these big huge hernias in the sidewall. I replaced them with Yokohamas. Heard they were excellent, but can't really say much yet.

the biggest scam going is getting a tire replaced under warranty.
a) they pro-rate based on 20/32nds of tread, but a brand new tire has 17/32 nds of tread, BEFORE it's mounted on your truck.
b)they then pro-rate based on the MSRP which is more than double the cost than anyone ever pays. At Costco, the tire is like $100, and they base the pro-rate on $200.

Soooo, if you're tire is 3/4 to half worn, you have to pay the real price of a new one.. so their warranty is nothing!! they actually make $$ off you for their DEFECT!! they only cover defects, not road hazards.

whadda rip-off!!

 

OMG Confused your so confusing. my lil blonde brain can only follow so much. What the hell you wanna know when how why about centralia pe ell and whatever.. all i can say about Pe ell is my aunts brother has a dairy out their and i catch salmon in the willa pa river and used to shoot elks up in the hills out there. Centralia i here there gonna build a cabelas super distribution outlet center there that will be sweet as its about 20 minutes from our ranch. But I'll be got dammed if i remember some questions. I goin on a search. Well naa maybe tomorrow i look for that crap. mannnnn and dammit boys aint ya learnt nothin Buy your flippin tires from LES SCHWAB and get TOYO M55 on your ford. if your fancy and want a lil quieter ride get the TOYO open country. but sheesh I hit a curb at 70 mph and jumped clean over it one night sleepin and didnt even break a belt. Ive hit more crap in the road like lumber and miscellaneous debris and not a bit of damage. In the last 10 years between 5 of us we have had 4 flat tires and 2 of em are cuz my one uncle runs his tires clean thru the belts till their aint no tire left. and the others was fluke incidents pullin up to the Off Highway tank in the rain on clay spinnin the tire on a piece of jagged 4"L and the other was another of them low tread things but the belts werent showin but it was chasin elk in the high country on a fresh stretch of spalls. tires are darn near bullet proof. if ya wanna know where the kick bass trails is round these parts their just to the west of olympia in capitol forrest or on our ranch. ranch is like a 200 acre TT track always haulin bass Forrest is techinical rocky muddy trails.. and dammit I like my name cuz i have a nifty avatar. your just jelous [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I'll forgive you for your backasswards canadianess though.. I know you cant help it. lol say my dog comes from langly no wonder he is a lil strange [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] gotta love vancouver though. with all that legal prostitution and all. yeah i know "Massage" HAHAHA

 

Man I could really use a massage... I may have to mosey on up to the sweedish touch or sompin. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]