Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I am tellin you its time for a new system... and you did hear me mention LTE's [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] They just look cool [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] As for sound? I aint real concerned with it. My bike is about as quiet as anyones. If i get a sound ticket i get a sound ticket. 93db is a retarded level and laws are made to be broken.
Originally posted by: HappaRap Are you telling us it's time for a new system, did I hear LTE mentioned before? Do you need to drop your db's for Florence? You can use my endcaps if you want.
I've always loved the look of the LTE's, but they need a heatsheild, happy pipe shopping in the future.
The Night Before Florence... PSAR style.
'Twas the night before Florence when all through the dunes,
Not a creature was stirring... 'cept for OFC singin' the blues.
The sprockets were hung in the garage with care,
In hopes that that brown truck soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of roost-fests danced in their heads;
And Mrs. Toyz in her roost protector, and I holdin’ my beer,
We had just re-jetted for the last trip to comp-hill for the year.
When in the engine there arose such a chatter,
I sprang from boots to see if the jet needed to be fatter.
Away from the garage I flew like a flash,
’cause nobody would beat me in the 100 yard dash!
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of Happa’s bling-bling objects below,
When, what to my watering eyes should appear,
But maggiesboy sportin’ his new gear.
With his little old screw driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it couldn’t be our ole boy Nick.
More rapid than those old rappys his bad-boyz they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dinger! now, Happa-DANCER… ‘er PRANCER you bad-boy VIXEN!
On, RaptorRandy! on RedRod! C’mon Bomber, you’re BLITZEN!
Jumpin’ from the porch! And bouncin’ off the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry sand leaves the paddle tires when we fly,
When we meet with an obstacle, we think we’re gonna die,
So up to the house-top the bad-boyz they flew,
With the sleigh full of go-fast toys, no wait, Nick’s stuff is in there too!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing of Happa and then a big poof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney maggiesboy came with big brown.
He was dressed sportin’ his new boots, but only on one foot,
And his clothes were all trashed with grease and oil they even had soot;
’cause his yfz had flung him on his back,
but that was ok, he had guy from big brown delivering the new pack.
His eyes – obscured by tear-offs he had! his cheeks red from a rash!
His hands were frozen, his nose broken from the crash!
His drool from his mouth was drawn down his shirt,
And the soul-patch on his chin, the same color as his skirt;
From the stump he hit in the crash he found his teeth,
He’s glad he survived, now they won’t need to lay wreath;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the go-fast orders sayin’ that brown’s not a jerk,
big brown really knows and everyone else really blows,
And giving a nod, up the chimney they rose;
They sprang to their bikes, to the PSAR team gave a whistle,
And away they flew up comp hill like a dog-gone missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY TIMES AT FLORENCE, YA-ALL BETTER SLEEP TONIGHT!"
'Twas the night before Florence when all through the dunes,
Not a creature was stirring... 'cept for OFC singin' the blues.
The sprockets were hung in the garage with care,
In hopes that that brown truck soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of roost-fests danced in their heads;
And Mrs. Toyz in her roost protector, and I holdin’ my beer,
We had just re-jetted for the last trip to comp-hill for the year.
When in the engine there arose such a chatter,
I sprang from boots to see if the jet needed to be fatter.
Away from the garage I flew like a flash,
’cause nobody would beat me in the 100 yard dash!
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of Happa’s bling-bling objects below,
When, what to my watering eyes should appear,
But maggiesboy sportin’ his new gear.
With his little old screw driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it couldn’t be our ole boy Nick.
More rapid than those old rappys his bad-boyz they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dinger! now, Happa-DANCER… ‘er PRANCER you bad-boy VIXEN!
On, RaptorRandy! on RedRod! C’mon Bomber, you’re BLITZEN!
Jumpin’ from the porch! And bouncin’ off the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry sand leaves the paddle tires when we fly,
When we meet with an obstacle, we think we’re gonna die,
So up to the house-top the bad-boyz they flew,
With the sleigh full of go-fast toys, no wait, Nick’s stuff is in there too!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing of Happa and then a big poof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney maggiesboy came with big brown.
He was dressed sportin’ his new boots, but only on one foot,
And his clothes were all trashed with grease and oil they even had soot;
’cause his yfz had flung him on his back,
but that was ok, he had guy from big brown delivering the new pack.
His eyes – obscured by tear-offs he had! his cheeks red from a rash!
His hands were frozen, his nose broken from the crash!
His drool from his mouth was drawn down his shirt,
And the soul-patch on his chin, the same color as his skirt;
From the stump he hit in the crash he found his teeth,
He’s glad he survived, now they won’t need to lay wreath;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the go-fast orders sayin’ that brown’s not a jerk,
big brown really knows and everyone else really blows,
And giving a nod, up the chimney they rose;
They sprang to their bikes, to the PSAR team gave a whistle,
And away they flew up comp hill like a dog-gone missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY TIMES AT FLORENCE, YA-ALL BETTER SLEEP TONIGHT!"
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That is the freaking funniest thing I've read...................
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You oughta print that up and frame it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
That is the freaking funniest thing I've read...................
I was RFLMAO [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
You oughta print that up and frame it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: wingdude Happa, the 29th works better for me, but I will go on either day.
Originally posted by: Red400EXRod Happa, we're still not sure on Florence[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]


