Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
Originally posted by: tencubed
You allow your Weeman to associate with a felon?!!!!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
chit! Martha Stewart is on TV, and Weeman is sitting at the kitchen table cutting out snowflakes......... ahhhhhhhhhh someone shoot me!
later pSaR.... like 15-20 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
chit! Martha Stewart is on TV, and Weeman is sitting at the kitchen table cutting out snowflakes......... ahhhhhhhhhh someone shoot me!
later pSaR.... like 15-20 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: maggiesboy
chit! Martha Stewart is on TV, and Weeman is sitting at the kitchen table cutting out snowflakes......... ahhhhhhhhhh someone shoot me!
later pSaR.... like 15-20 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
chit! Martha Stewart is on TV, and Weeman is sitting at the kitchen table cutting out snowflakes......... ahhhhhhhhhh someone shoot me!
later pSaR.... like 15-20 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MJF4866
tne, Eugene would be my location also.
LdyJay, thanks for the information, I'll print that out for the next time.
Mike
tne, Eugene would be my location also.
LdyJay, thanks for the information, I'll print that out for the next time.
Mike
Originally posted by: MJF4866
Been here for most of 6 years now and map quest![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Been here for most of 6 years now and map quest![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MJF4866
tne, Eugene would be my location also.
LdyJay, thanks for the information, I'll print that out for the next time.
Mike
tne, Eugene would be my location also.
LdyJay, thanks for the information, I'll print that out for the next time.
Mike
Originally posted by: tnemaloney
how do you find your way around??j/k we got lost a coupple of times [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MJF4866
tne, Eugene would be my location also.
LdyJay, thanks for the information, I'll print that out for the next time.
Mike
tne, Eugene would be my location also.
LdyJay, thanks for the information, I'll print that out for the next time.
Mike
A blonde's year in review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capitol of California is
"C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's..they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse
open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman
approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that
I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out." He says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY G__, I left the baby
on the bus again!"
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blond female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened
it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went
to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it
shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened
it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capitol of California is
"C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's..they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse
open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman
approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that
I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out." He says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY G__, I left the baby
on the bus again!"
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blond female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened
it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went
to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it
shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened
it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
Originally posted by: Bing
saturday almost looks like good crabbing weather
maybe i can trade some dungie for a onefly goose??
saturday almost looks like good crabbing weather
maybe i can trade some dungie for a onefly goose??






