NEW Puget Sound/Seattle/Northwest area riders MEET HERE!!! thread
Aug 31, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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testing testing 123.
testing testing 123.
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Good morning psar
a little morning funny for ya all 
Troy Smalley
August 29 at 2:45pm
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his wife and fell into a deep sleep.
He awoke before the pearly gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got to much to live for. Send me back!"
St. Peter said," I'm sorry, but there is only one way you can go back: as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St.Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, " but I have this strange feeling inside, I feel like I'm going to explode!"
Your ovulating, explained the rooster. Don't tell me you have never laid an egg before?
Never! said Ralph. Well, just relax and let it happen, said the rooster. Ralph did and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped and egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg--his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, Dammit Ralph, Wake up! You're shitting the bed!
Troy Smalley
August 29 at 2:45pm
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his wife and fell into a deep sleep.
He awoke before the pearly gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got to much to live for. Send me back!"
St. Peter said," I'm sorry, but there is only one way you can go back: as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St.Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, " but I have this strange feeling inside, I feel like I'm going to explode!"
Your ovulating, explained the rooster. Don't tell me you have never laid an egg before?
Never! said Ralph. Well, just relax and let it happen, said the rooster. Ralph did and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped and egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg--his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, Dammit Ralph, Wake up! You're shitting the bed!
Aug 31, 2009 | 03:04 PM
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Any good machine shop should be able to do it. Wish I could remember the name of the shop Josh and I took my cylinder head from the Chevy to. He was great, didn't charge much and caught something barely noticeable to the eye at all. One man shop he had in an industrial park with tons of cool, really expensive machines to do everything with.
Gonna go big bore?
Gonna go big bore?
I was thinking about going big bore but the guy from CT racing in Cali said I would have better power with a new JE piston and new cams. I might go this route. I still need to tear in to the bottom half and check everything out. Need to do it quick before Naches!
Aug 31, 2009 | 09:10 PM
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Preach it Brother!!! ;)
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From: Warshington
My new workshop....I little pressure washing and vacuuming spiders and it will be good to go! Be really nice to get the quad tires and tools out of my house. 
The new shop
Inside
Inside
Aug 31, 2009 | 09:58 PM
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Preach it Brother!!! ;)
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OK, that's some funny chit right there...
Aug 31, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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From: Snohomish, Washington
Sep 1, 2009 | 07:02 AM
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