Not that anyone cares, but I am 24 today...
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Not that anyone cares, but I am 24 today...
Birthdays suck! You should paint a big 24 on your ***...hop on your quad butt naked...and tear up your ex-girlfriends front lawn. **** drunk! that would be cool! i expect to so you on Foxnews Tonight... live!
I can see it now. Helicopter shot of you surrounded while doing doughnuts and roosting cops. with your wife on the bullhorn trying to talk you down. of course the cop negotiater has his hand on your wifes ***. this pisses you off...so you charge the cops. just you and your Raptor...then... in a blaze of glory...They shoot you dead.
Uhm...Maybe you should just go out to dinner with the wife tonight...and let her drive.
Happy birthday man
I can see it now. Helicopter shot of you surrounded while doing doughnuts and roosting cops. with your wife on the bullhorn trying to talk you down. of course the cop negotiater has his hand on your wifes ***. this pisses you off...so you charge the cops. just you and your Raptor...then... in a blaze of glory...They shoot you dead.
Uhm...Maybe you should just go out to dinner with the wife tonight...and let her drive.
Happy birthday man