I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
#61
I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
Originally posted by: Batoutahell
If my wife answers the phone, I usually yell "GET OFF THE PHONE B_TCH OR I AM GOING TO FVCK YOU UP".
My wife laughs at that one, she actually had one ask if she needed some help.
If I answer, I have put them on hold, my favorite is to give the phone to my son, he is 6 and loves to talk.
Bat
If my wife answers the phone, I usually yell "GET OFF THE PHONE B_TCH OR I AM GOING TO FVCK YOU UP".
My wife laughs at that one, she actually had one ask if she needed some help.
If I answer, I have put them on hold, my favorite is to give the phone to my son, he is 6 and loves to talk.
Bat
#62
#64
I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
i only read the first few...lazy a$$
i just cover the mick on the phone and listen to see what htey say
ONE time a lady after 20 minutes of me not talking she started to cry "i hate my $%$# life. This @%#$ job $% suxs! Who the #@%#@ does this kid think he..."
HEY LADY GET A LIFE HAHAHAHAHA
"F%% U"
click
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(this is no joke it really happened!!!!!
i just cover the mick on the phone and listen to see what htey say
ONE time a lady after 20 minutes of me not talking she started to cry "i hate my $%$# life. This @%#$ job $% suxs! Who the #@%#@ does this kid think he..."
HEY LADY GET A LIFE HAHAHAHAHA
"F%% U"
click
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(this is no joke it really happened!!!!!
#67
#69
I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
I did this a couple of times..
TM: How are u sir
Me: not great
TM: thats not quite good to hear
Me: my a$$ whats it to u
TM: nothing sir im sry blah blah blah blah
Me: HELLO?! HELLO!??!?!? OMG HELLO?! OMG! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! help me help me!!! and then put the gun shot sound from my comp and then gag...
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TM: How are u sir
Me: not great
TM: thats not quite good to hear
Me: my a$$ whats it to u
TM: nothing sir im sry blah blah blah blah
Me: HELLO?! HELLO!??!?!? OMG HELLO?! OMG! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! help me help me!!! and then put the gun shot sound from my comp and then gag...
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#70
I want to know what you all say to tellemaketers
I once had a women TM call & said mr.( my name) & you're our lucky winner. Do I have a big suprise for you. I said & I've a big suprise for I'm Horney as hell do you want to have sex with me. She said (unruffled and very calmly) where do you live and where would you like to meet? My little joke backfired. Caught me so off guard I just hung up.