All you need is a crecent wrench and a condom, if you can't fix it, F#CK IT!!!

 

Never trust anything that bleeds 3 to 5 days and doesn't die
I had a wife once, but her husband came and got her
I spent most of my money on bikes babes and booze. The rest I wasted.

 

honda is best fu(k the rest

 

i get more *** then a tolit seat

light travels faster then sound...that y people seem bright before u hear them

hondas r like tampons every ***** has one.

will bud make u weiser

all ***** no brains

tuck in behind me... ill show u where to crash

drink till she is cute, but stop before the wedding

oh and...im not tailgating..im drafting!

 

How's your wife and my kids??

Never get into an argument with and idiot, because they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.!!!!

He's got a mind like a steel trap, nothin' gets in and nothin' gets out !!!

Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?"

I only laugh when it hurts........

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

im not speeding.. im qualifing [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]


have fun in the sun, get laid in the shade


luke

 

excuses excuses theyre like a$$hole$ everyone has them and they all stink

procrastination is just like masturbation in the end you just end up screwing urself

ive tried to see ur view of me but i couldnt jam my head that far up my ***

screw eating lucky charms im already magically delicious

i tried to kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime

when life gives you lemons throw them back and tell life 2 make its own damn lemonade

ive got a lot more but thats all i could remember 4 now i might post more later

 

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

I'll only stick the head in

Hold my beer........watch this

Drink your beer, there's sober people in India


Budwieser- helping fat chicks get laid since 1885


I get more action on accident than you get on purpose

 

****
it's cheaper than dating.

silly f@ggots, d1cks are for chicks.

everything else I know has been posted already.

 

GET 'ER DONE!...Thats right...