Bosses are like diapers.... full of shiz and all over your azk.

If it aint broke fix it til it is.

I'd rather be blown than injected.

 

I would rather be cummin than strokin!!!

yeah i know it was allready on here but the dude messed it all up.

its Herby Hankcock! LOL

 

the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius HAS its limits

got dirt

don't be a two wheeled clone

 

Save a cow eat a vegetarian!
I may be fat, but your ugly and I can diet.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case coincidence?

 

Its what you learn after you know everything-thats what is important!!! -Also that thing about the surgeon general smoking thing sounds a little weird if you know what I mean. Not that theres anything wrong with that !!!to each his own. I like girls.

 

SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER!!!!!!!

If you dont have mud in your teeth and rocks in your rims you aint riding it

 

Keep your enemies close to you....keep your friends closer

 

Don't let my big dick scare you I'm really a nice guy! (sticker on my Wolvy)
I have fallen and can't reach my beer! (another sticker on the back of my Wolvy)
Go hard or go home (yet another sticker on the back of my Wolvy)
Rehab is for Quitters (ditto)
F.U.B.A.R. which means Fu<ked up beyond all reason (You guessed it)
DILLAGAF which means Do I look like I give a Fu<k (yet again)
Some others not on my Wolvy:
The fastest way to a womans heart is thru her Fing rib cage
I'm looking for the perfect woman...a nypho who owns a liquor store.
If I don't see you before it rains **** on you. and the come back...If I don't see you before mating season Fu<k You.
The only time I say NO is when someone asks if I have had enough

 

When a good looking woman wants a ride...

A$$, gas or cash, no one rides for free, however I have a full tank of gas and a pocket full of cash, so guess what?

Craig

 

Selector, Its me, Kam, I just changed my name.
What movie is it, its on the tip of my tongue....

"Deny everything, Admit nothing, and ALWAYS make counter accusations!"