One of our buddies is always bragging how fast he is, and how great his EX is, and so on. Anyway, myself, him, and another bud were all in the same truck heading out to go riding. I had picked up a bag of sugar-free chocolates that had Lactitol. I don't know if anyone knows this or not, but that stuff is just like Ex-lax if you eat too much. He must have thought it was pretty good, because he ate pretty near the whole bag. Anyway, after everyone showed up and we were unloaded and ready to go, prolly 5 minutes down the trail, he yanked his quad off to the side, threw off his helmet, and beat feet to the woods. He come back looking quite relieved. Maybe 10 minutes later, same thing-off to the side, helmet goes flying, and he's running for the woods. We counted 9 times this happened. 2 times he came back and was ready to hit the starter button when he'd bail off again looking awfully distressed.


There's another guy who isn't to bright but still a good guy all around. Whenever we'd stop for a break, someone would sneak over and turn his fuel valve off. Not even a minute of riding and he was checking the gas, removing the seat and airfilter, and generally being all flustered. We'd gather 'round looking confused ourselves, and someone would turn the valve back on while he checked the plug. We'd tell him to jump up and down to shake things up, and of course it would start. We did that 3 times before we got caught, but what a riot to watch him jump and swear and carry on. (Disclaimer: don't do this if you're climbing steep hills-we were on fairly level terrain)


Then there's my cousin, who always fires up his warrior, leans forward and roosts everybody while we're still getting ready. Anyway, my friend slipped it into reverse when he undid the tie down, and sure enough, he fired it up leaned forward, and squished his jimmies on the tank. I guess he never noticed the red light. But he still roosts us, the bastid.....


Well those are the funniest ones I remember right off quick, and i know sometime it'll be my turn.....


So let's hear 'em!!

 

Lol those were pretty funny...I screwed in the Restrictor on my buddys raptor, he was like wth, my Raptor feels like it has no power...took him a while to figure it out.

 

ROFLMFAO!! @ THE FUEL VALVE
oh god i remember when my neighbour had a hill and a bunch of sides to go up on, well our other neighbour had a kingquad suzi anyways we told him to go up the hill, sure enough he guns it and gets atleast 2 feet of air and hits a big lump

 

First was my brother, who hauled **** past me like hes just the coolest thing, roosting the snot out of me while he was at it. SO what I did, I went off the trail into just terrain, it was still smooth and ridable, and I got far ahead of him and stopped. Spun the bike the other way where my front was facing him. I waited tilll he cought up, so what I acted like I was on the ground unconcios, and my Raptor was leaning up a hill like it was stuck there, and Im at the bottom. He ran off trying to wake me up, after he turned around to see what to do, I stood up and pushed him on the ground, and yelled you better not roost me like that ever again! And we laughed at it the rest of the way. Great time [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

one time when m y buddys ditched me.. i was at the bottom of a hill so i flipped my moto4 on its side and put my legs under the rack..lol when i saw them coming back to find me they saw me underneath the moto4 screamin.. omg they ran up to me with the scardest faces ever. it was great they when they got close to me and fliped the moto4 back upright they were all lookin at me and askin what happend and where i was hurt..hahaha. then i just started laughin at them.. it was great. i just hope if i really do wreck like that, they will help me next time. lol

 

Here's a tip I got from another forum member here a few years ago. Can't remember his name to give him credit for it, but it is the most fool proof trick I've ever heard. I tried this on my own quad after hearing this [no, not the Dale] and sure enough, it really works!!

Here's how to do it.......

Take a small piece of papertowell
Put it in your mouth to get it wet
Take off your buddies sparkplug cap
Stick the papertowell into the cap and snap it back on the sparkplug

Your buddies quad will run great for about 5 minutes average and then just die when the papertowel dries out from the heat.
It will no longer conduct a spark until the paper towel is removed.

Sounds like a fuel valve problem to the rider, but then embarassment turns to frustration quickly when he realizes the fuel valve isn't the problem and honestly thinks something is wrong with his quad!!



Tip#2....If your buddy is twice your size and has had more than a 6 pack that day.....leave the area before he finds the problem!!

 

lol, you guys are wrong... I'm gonna have to try some of those tricks....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

FRIG!! I FORGOT MY FAVORITE YET!!! It's not really a prank, just mean. When I was riding in fields with my cousin who was riding his Trailblazer, I'd creep up beside him and reach over and pull the ignition key out and toss it behind me.. Talk about a pi$$ed off 15 year old!! The key is wicked easy to get to if they don't know what your up to!!!

 

I know I'm gonna have some new tricks up my sleeve by the time this post is done!! Kepp 'em comin'!!

 

I did a good one on my brother. When we installed his teither cord we used quick connects. WHen he didn't think anything of it we barely pulled the connector off to where it looked like it was still on.