Hey lets do a "you might be a redneck" like Blue Collar Comedy Tour,but with ATVīs or Yamaha...

Like,you might be an 01 yamaha owner if your quad has a sticker saying: Got enough beers,but I aint got no gears.
OK that was a bad effortless example [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] ,but you get the drift...be creative [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

a redneck if you take your lawnmower off a jump

 

Raptor owner if your always the one that brings the extra parts and tools riding... (mine breaks alot)

 

Does it make me a redneck since I went to the lawn mower races about 2 weeks ago?

Damn some of those things are fast, for lawn mowers. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

redneck if your house still has the sign "wide load" on the back

redneck if you have been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws

redneck if you got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you reply saying "Bout What?"

redneck if you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

redneck if you think "safe sex" is a padded headboard.

redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

redneck if you think the last words to the start spangled banner are "Gentlemen, Start your engines."

redneck if your kids take a siphon hose to "show and tell."

redneck if you take a load to the dumb and come back with more than u took.

redneck if your family tree has no forks..

redneck if someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth tahn your wife..

redneck if you own and use a "NASCAR credit card"

 

Hey I got one...
You might be an ATV enthusiast if Team Alba/Rockymountain reffer to you as "oh my god,its him...again" or "prefered customer" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Ok ok,still not great,but Im getting better right?

 

you know your a red neck when the only thing that needs to be un packed after movin are the wheels

 

You might be a redneck if your gun rack is bigger than your quad!

You might be a redneck if you've chased a dear on your Banshee, and caught it.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish is bigger than your ATV.

You might be a redneck if you can pull your house with a Raptor 350.

You might be a redneck if you tow your 4-wheeler to you local riding area with a yellow 1976 Ford Pinto.

You might be a redneck if you've raced a 400ex on your John Deer lawn tractor....and won!

You might be a redneck if there's a shopping cart in the riding trails on your property.

You might be a redneck if your quad has no plastic on it, but your house does.

You might be a redneck if your main selling point for buying an ATV is if it can carry a full keg.

You might be a redneck if all the people in your ATV club have the same uncle.

You might be a redneck if you've ever cooked your lunch on your header pipe.

You might be a redneck if your riding boots and your slippers are the same thing.

You might be a redneck if your ATV helmet is made of cotton.

You might be a redneck if your front sprocket has more teeth than your mouth.

Thank you.............I'll be here all week............

 

you might be a redneck if you have to take out a lone to buy your first pair of FOX gloves.

 

haha thos are great ! to bad i pertain to 1/2 of thos lol j/k