<< I call mine Jennifer because she's the hottest chick I've seen and everyone knows that if it's got **** or Wheels you can't afford it. My Banshee is my other woman and I'll tell you its a lot more reliable than most woman I know and more fun to ride as well.

TOP reasons why your ATV is better than your Girlfriend

1. You can ride your ATV all day and never hear it complain.
2. Putting on Protection before you ride is optional.
3. You can let your buddies ride your ATV.
4. Your ATV doesn't get jelious when you look at other ATV's
5. You can ride your ATV hard all day and put it up wet.
6. Your ATV does what you tell it on command with out complaining.
7. Your ATV doesn't ask for a commitment.
8. You don't have to worry about your ATV ever cheeting on you.
9. Your ATV will never be disappointed with the gifts your buy for her.
10. You dont have to worry about your ATV's rear end getting bigger. >>




#4... I looked at another quad once when goin through the air, and my quad jumped all over her and then threw me on the ground.

#6... Other quads can be a bad influence, and could result in losing control.

#10... When she gets a little wider, it's actually ok [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img].

You know what, my quad has a computer and is probably on the computer right now braggin to all the other quads about how she kicks my *** when ever I do something wrong. There's something wrong with that.

On the bright side, she's easily turned on at any time.

 

fluffy

 

ahhhhhhhh &quot;Velocityraptor&quot;

 

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Depends. When she runs good, shes the Sweeet Marie. If she throws me off, she the F'n POS Mother F'n hunk of metal who is for sale to some SOB as soon as I can get a F'n for sale sign..lol Then I got back on, start her up, run through the gears, and shes Sweet Marie again!


RoostKing...

 

mine is ''for sale''


wanna buy it???