HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAVE THE TWO STROKES. PEOPLE HERE IN OHIO ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES FROM THE WEST NILE VIRUS, WHY NOT DEVELOP A TWO STROKE OIL THAT KILLS MOSQUITES. AND THEN CONVINCE THE TREE HUGGERS AND THE GOVERNMENT THAT TWO STROKES ARE A GOOD THING.

RIGHT NOW THEY HAVE FOGGERS IN THE BACK OF PICKUP TRUCKS, SPEWING TOXINS IN THE AIR TO KILL THESE PESKS, SO WHY NOT PUT IT IN TWO STROKE OIL AND SAVE THE TWO STROKES FROM EXTINCTION???

 

That is the funiest/best idea I have ever heard.

 

That's a great idea hoeryder.

We tried something similar last year when the West Nile took Louisiana by storm, but the test riders were never heard from again, so the project was axed.

When we did a thorough search for the riders, we found nothing. We would have stuck around for more details, but we were suddenly attacked by a massive ammount of large mosquitos. Most had a wing span of over 1 foot!! Our theory is that the pre-mix solution somehow mutated the mosquitos instead of killing them. We were chased away from the area by two mosquitos that were riding a Banshee two-up.

Now you see the reason why our mission is to further advance the fourstrokes and leave the two strokes to the mosquitos.

 

hoeryder-operator of a trackhoe (excavator) for a construction company.

will you guys ever have tours of this facility? Back to the subject, I think if anybody could handle a job of this magnitude, it would be you guys. And, no, I haven't been drinking. Last week I seen a car going down the freeway and on the back of it said DIFFERENT and proud of it, and on the side of it was painted weekend warrior, so I have been trying to post anything to rid me of the weekend warrior status. It's like been really bothering me, can't sleep at night, please change my status as soon as possible. Not too sure if I am comfortable with the trailblazer either.Oh well, got to start somewhere, but give them pesky critters some thought, people are dying.


SAVE THE TWO STROKES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That was a good one!

 

Uh.... KNOWSALOT, if you try that one again, is the crash test dummy going to have to test it out? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]

Can I atleast take a baseball bat or gun with me?

 

LMAO!!!!!

Nothing as drastic as that.

Your next assignment is testing new suspension designed for the Yamaha Blaster. Nothing fancy. Just a 1/4 mile straightaway with 2' deep whoop section at the end which lasts for about 150'. You will need to hit them at wide open throttle and keep it as smooth as possible the whole distance.

The first set of fronts will go to SirClip for the FourStrokeWars. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

dont worry about the two strokes. laws change so often around here i cant keep track.
when the forest are all gone and i live on the northern fringe of the mojave desert, i doubt two strokes will matter much. and we'll be building houses out of mud brick and lighting them with candles.

not funny, sad....

 

<< LMAO!!!!!

Nothing as drastic as that.

Your next assignment is testing new suspension designed for the Yamaha Blaster. Nothing fancy. Just a 1/4 mile straightaway with 2' deep whoop section at the end which lasts for about 150'. You will need to hit them at wide open throttle and keep it as smooth as possible the whole distance.

The first set of fronts will go to SirClip for the FourStrokeWars. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] >>




WOOHOO!!!!