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Old 04-29-2004, 10:15 PM
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tie him down and open his mouth and stick it around the pipe, rev it to about 8000 rpm's, then throw him on the ground and do a burnout on his face, stick his d**k on the header pipe untill its cooked, shuv his ear infront of the pipe and rev it up till he is deaf, then position him at the end of a 20 foot double and land back tires on him. then slap him accross the face a few times, by now he will most likly be dead. then i would get a chain and tie it around each of his toes and to my grab bar, and ride up and down my street at about 50 mph, then drain the oil into his mouth along with some gassoline, take out the spark plug and shuv it into his mouth and see if it will ignite. then i would get his hair caught in my axle and burn out in 5th gear spinning the rear wheels at about 70 mph ripping every strand of his hair out. I would then throw him on the back and ride him to a river close to the trails and throw him in and sit back and admire my work.... sorry im a sick freak i jsut had to get that out. (just for the record, i woudl never do that)[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:07 AM
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I would slice his head off do some wiring and walla a new pair of Head Lights LOL

And as for the body I would use it as a dummy to test the traction on my rear tires.
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:12 AM
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Obviously some people shoot them through the chest hehe [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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Old 04-30-2004, 01:14 AM
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Guys, guys, guys.......

I hope no one from the HLD department is a ATV Conn. member[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:39 AM
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Here in South Africa we currently have a ruthless bunch of ATV thieves. They poison peoples dogs with rat poison that they put in a sausage. They have been know to break open an electic gate, break into a parked car to move it away from the garage, break open the garage door and then steal the ATV's. Check out this new system we have at www.tracetec.net

www.e-dirt.co.za/weekend.asp
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 11:07 AM
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i would cut off his eye lids and put his nuts in a vice and then get my weatherb 270 magnum lol
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 12:26 PM
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the 3 s's shoot shovel and shut up. nuf said.
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 09:37 PM
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shoot them in the arms then the legs and wait an hour then shoot them in the foot and tell them they got 10sec to run...lol
 
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:07 PM
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Sounds like you sadistic ******* would like rotten.com
 
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Old 05-01-2004, 12:14 AM
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