I'd take him over to good ol' Neverland Ranch and make him stay with Michael Jackson.

 

Trailblazer250, great icon.

 

Pike bait.

 

Thats a big *** dog u got there.....I dont think anyone will come by ur quad...

 

Brilliant, some of these ideas are pretty awesome.

but unlike most of you i have had a dirtbike stolen from me (i know its not a quad, but it was mine, and i liked riding it) but now i dont have a thiefe problem, i live in the sticks lol, thieves are "affraid" to attamp anything up here, we all have an armory in our houses. but ill tell you wone thing,(!!!! i never seen a human who could outrun a bullet yet !!!!) and if i did catch someone trying to steal one of my toys ever again, oh man, id have a field day.first, hang them upside down by their feet nekkid, and let everyone on the mountain hit them with car antenna's (ouch in certain places). and than..hmm....the 10-guage might be fun. because they cant steal again without arms or legs, ill have them mounted on the wall along with the deer heads.

 

Make him lick my entire bike clean after i had been out on a HUGE ride,
lick it all up, everything, including the pipes.

 

i would put his head in my rear rim and duct tape him securely and then brake torque on my banshee and watch him spin or put his fingers in my sprockets and put holes through all his fingers

 

good boy,,,,goooooood boy
eeeeaaaaassssyyyyy boy!!!

that is a whole bunch of dog!!!

 

I would make him lick every part clean off my warrior...then wax it and polish every last piece of metal on it...then I'd take him for a ride...noly he'd be tied on the back by arope around his neck...if he failed to do any of the two, I'd shoot him [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Make that SOB watch the lifetime channel 24/7 with my mother-in-law, I think he'll take his own life really soon, that way there is no liability.