I'd tell him that my quad was not for the taking,then offer him addresses of other possible garages to burglerize. Of course,only after he agreed to split everything 50/50.



I bet no one expected a response like that.LOL


I need not worry,with all of our dogs,they would be lucky to get within 50 ft of the barn door.

 

My rottie is always hungry, send them over!

 

CUT OFF ONE ARM WITH A STEAK KNIFE WAIT TILL HE REGAINS CONSENCE AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT! BING THAT WAS SICK MAN.

 

lets hope some potential atv thieves read these posts! that oughtta change their minds!

as for what i would do... id probably tie a rope to his nuts, and the other end to the back of my shee, drive down the road slowly and make him run the whole time, and every mile or so id ask him if he was sorry, when he says yes, i shift up a gear or 2 and punch it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

and/or, take him and tie his hands together, and then take a rope from his hands to the back of my friends quad, and tie his legs together and take a rope from them to the back of my quad. then face opposite directions and GO!

 

Have caught someone trying to steal my quads. Notice Colt Delta Elite to the right (gotta get a better picture). They were fortunate enough to meet my Para Ordinance 45. It's in the city so "legally" shooting them can put me in line for a lawsuit if they survive, but it did scare the crap out of them. What I would like to do is let them get on and tell them if they can outrun my AR-15 before the first mag is empty, it's yours. Now I keep slugs in the shotgun 'cause next time I'm takin' out the car they're in.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

insurance i got a pair of handcuffs and a .270

hmm lets c i would . tie him with a cable so its nice and tight pull him trough a farmers cow pasture, swing him into a few trees, a few rut filled trails then tiake him into a nice mud bog

 

First i would beat him down with a baseball bat intill he can barely move...Then i would jump into the 84 dodge ram charger with plow drive up to him set the plow down on his stomach then drive forward then get out and say dont ever try that again and i know you wont cuz your dead.....

That is what i would do.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

take some pliars and pull off every toe nail and finger nail

clip his teeth with toenail clipper (like sum 1 said)

Get the quad warmed up and the exhaust pipe nice and hot and have him lick it

 

srry for stealin your idea bout the finger and toenail thing pushinthelimit... i didnt read all the posts before posting


definatly a good idea tho[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]


-Billy-

 

The dog will wake me up, I get my 1911, unload $7.50 worth of PMC Starfire and go back to bed.... and get up early the next morning to dig a hole.


That Starfire loads the best, but its $15 for a box of 20!! I keep 2 mags of 5 by the bed.

Not a bad shot, just like hearing the gun go BANG.