KERMIT CHATTER
#1001
03-02-2006, 08:30 PM
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KERMIT CHATTER
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] you ladies are skeerin me [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] MOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Im shrinkin.. Im gonna be a lil stick figure when im done. Im 90% the man i was at thanksgiving
Im shrinkin.. Im gonna be a lil stick figure when im done. Im 90% the man i was at thanksgiving
#1002
03-02-2006, 08:31 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
San Angelo...only 2 hours 15 min away from the sand!
#1003
03-02-2006, 08:34 PM
T Rex Rider
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Girth of **** is = to circumferance of wrist and length is = to distance from tip of pinkie to tip of thumb with hand spread wide.
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
OFC...your good with your hands...did you give Sampson the answer!? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
OK...now I'm picturing your cleavage. Hope your happy!
I have noticed my member is the same length as from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger. ....ok, maybe when making a fist. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Well I do know the approx. measurement system using the body as a "yard stick"...The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot. Arms spread out wide...aprox. 6 foot.
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
LOL! You think metric and standard are the ONLY measuring systems? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Check this out...did you know your foot is the exact length of your forearm from elbow to wrist?!
What do you think women are checking out for a winkie size comparison...your foot size? the size of your ears?
I have noticed my member is the same length as from my wrist to the tip of my middle finger. ....ok, maybe when making a fist. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
May be proportional. I have big wrists. Hell, I have big everything. I shoulda been over 6' tall. Too much booz too early is my excuse.
#1004
03-02-2006, 08:36 PM
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Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Thought we could rent you one of the camels from the Texas Camel Corps to ride the dunes...Maybe get you a cow to ride...have to talk to Ranchers see if we can hook you up!
San Angelo...only 2 hours 15 min away from the sand!
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
if i make it to TX i will be in the grapvine area or out in San Angelo. but i dont think i will be riding anything. Unless i buffalo some local girl at a bar into believing Im actually a nice guy [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
San Angelo...only 2 hours 15 min away from the sand!
Maybe scooter can pick me up in grapevine and we can road trip [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1005
03-02-2006, 08:41 PM
#1006
03-02-2006, 08:54 PM
T Rex Rider
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
#1007
03-02-2006, 09:12 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
When we going riding Dragin? You up for a family trip with me and Ripper? Maybe Duneaholic if I can convince him.
When we going riding Dragin? You up for a family trip with me and Ripper? Maybe Duneaholic if I can convince him.
Sweetie has lots of mechanical foreplay before we can go.
I have to get settled in from the move toooooooooooooo.
#1008
03-02-2006, 09:16 PM
T Rex Rider
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
What irritates me is!
Those 6-packs work pretty good.
#1009
03-03-2006, 05:26 AM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
KERMIT CHATTER
Well, fortunately, I missed the measruement posts. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Good news, I ordered the motor mounts. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] If the weather is nice next week, should be running again.
Shoot, I could bring OFC out that way if he comes down. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Just remember, I don't have the typical sand machine or machine he's used too. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
I got me one of them citified cows OFC.
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"The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot."
I think we'd all get a better perspective on that seeing clevage involved. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and this calls for at least a 10,000 word essay. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Good news, I ordered the motor mounts. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] If the weather is nice next week, should be running again.
Shoot, I could bring OFC out that way if he comes down. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Just remember, I don't have the typical sand machine or machine he's used too. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
I got me one of them citified cows OFC.
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"The tip of my fingers to my clevage...3 foot."
I think we'd all get a better perspective on that seeing clevage involved. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and this calls for at least a 10,000 word essay. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1010
03-03-2006, 12:20 PM