KERMIT CHATTER
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
A Tiger Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Opinions of Sheep
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
A Tiger Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Opinions of Sheep
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
A Tiger Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Opinions of Sheep
Resident Killer!
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
A Tiger Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Opinions of Sheep
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
A Tiger Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Opinions of Sheep
Resident Killer!
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
A Tiger Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Opinions of Sheep
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Ok, you asked for it.
A policeman riding on horseback stops a little boy riding his bike down the sidewalk. The policeman asks the little boy, "Did Santa bring you that bike for Christmas?"
"Yes he did." replied the little boy.
"Next time, tell Santa to put a horn on the bike." said the policeman.
The little boy then asked, "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The policeman smiled and said, "Why yes, he did."
The little boy then said, "Well, next time tell Santa the dick goes under the horse."
A policeman riding on horseback stops a little boy riding his bike down the sidewalk. The policeman asks the little boy, "Did Santa bring you that bike for Christmas?"
"Yes he did." replied the little boy.
"Next time, tell Santa to put a horn on the bike." said the policeman.
The little boy then asked, "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The policeman smiled and said, "Why yes, he did."
The little boy then said, "Well, next time tell Santa the dick goes under the horse."
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