I am a **** star and recovering alcoholic. I like to dress like a clown and put on kid magic shows on weekends. I also write children stories about my pitbull Bigblock, "Biggy mauls a pimp" and "Run crack 'Ho, run". Maybe you have read them. Detroit is a beautiful town.

 

I'm a Sergeant for the Texas Prison System. Been in the business 21 years. Mom always said I'd end up in prison. She was right.

 

If I was from the Western states, I'd be a COWBOY. On a steel (and plastic) horse I ride.

 

I just sit down at the end of my road with a 12 gauge shot gun and take my mask off if a car comes by and usually I never see that car again. Yup, thats my job to keep them city folk away.

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I wish you'd come and scare some of the city folk out of my area. My cup runneth over with city folks from NY and NJ. You could sell your outhouse to some of them folks for about $120,000.00 around here.

 

My brother and I own our own electrical contracting bussiness. "We wire for fire....no bar too far....we drink to sink!" 'cuse,N.Y.

 

Hishon:

Where can I get your books?

I can't find them on amazon.com.

 

We aren't exactly 'published' yet. You can find them for individual sale on www.motorcitypits.com where we sell our pitbulls. Enjoy, and remember that 100% of the charitable proceeds goes towards my criminal defense fund.