HOLY RAT SH T! You've discovered who I really am. That's right I AM CAN MAN. With my assistant Bird Woman! Yes those are real. That's not a padded costume used to make her look sexy so that drunk ATV Scumbags will be mezmorized by them while I secretly look at other cans. Tune in next week for How to hug a tree and not get caught.

 

hmmm I think maybe we should bottle that smell and sell it at foley's. Earl Foley's bike shop maybe.

 

AMEN to That! Al Gore wants nothing more than "Alternative Fuel Vehicles" and Nature Trails that no one can use.

Bush gets my vote, at least he won't take my guns!

 

Or maybe send a sample to Calvin Klien, and call it essence of 2-stroke. It'll drive the women wild

 

Give me a break, I think people are bored and have nothing better to do than complain about anything and everything.

 

As a drunk ATV Scumbag, I need to defend myself. I was referring to beer cans (Enviromental Cleanup) You are referring to CANS. And making the point that your woman's CANS are real. I have no comment about whether her big CANS are real or not. I have not seen her big cans. I did not look at her CANS and I refuse to look at her CANS. I am a married man. I only see my woman's CANS.

That's it!!!!! You are a mocassin wearing treehugger. You have side tracked me with all this CAN descussion. That is how you treehuggers operate. You distract us ATVers and the next thing we know, we are riding around in a circle in our back yards thinking about CANS because all our riding areas have been closed. I am on to you tactics CAN MAN.

Greg

 

can man was here!
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What about the CANS on the girls in the mud that we didn't see (wink wink).

And dont forget the ever popular ASCII ***:

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Naw, I already tried that with 'essence of nitro top fueler', but KC didn't go for it. They said it made their eyes water, and I told them "It's SUPPOSED to, damit!!"

 

yes, upon close inspection, in a professional capacity of course, those where quality cans. The size was proportionate to the rear of the chassis on display. And we all know that the asian workmanship meets or exceeds u.s. standards not only in ATV manufacturing but they have nice cans as well. If it weren't for exclusive partnerhip agreement with my current can supplier, I would not mind handling those cans and add them to my inventory.