Just a bit of humor

6:45 a.m.-Quiet in the woods. On stand now, still dark out. Feel strong, aware, waiting for the world to turn. Today’s the day! Best way to get a big buck, sit all day, wait him out, Dawn till dusk. Easy. Discipline’s my middle name.
7:00 a.m.- sun up now. The day begins! No deer yet.
7:20 a.m.-Still no deer.
7:21 a.m.-Have to go to the bathroom, too much coffee for breakfast. Get out of stand.
7:24 a.m.-Done. Get back in stand.
7:25 a.m.-No deer. What’s happening? Why no deer? Left field’s early? Still coming?
7:26 a.m.-Have to remain positive. Stop questioning. Deer here, They will come.
7:28 a.m.-Nothing moving, Open thermos, coffee break.
7:50a.m.-Have to go to bathroom, get out of stand.
7:55a.m.- Done. Get back in stand.
8:00a.m.-No deer, Probably no deer in the area, Over hunted? Poachers? Nope, must be full moon. Getting bored.
9:00a.m.-Oops. Must have dozed off. Missed one little hour, Big deal, No dear anyway. Need more coffee.
9:05a.m.-Finished last of coffee.
9:15a.m.- Have to go to bathroom.
9:20a.m.- Done. Get back in stand.
9:22a.m.-This stand suck’s, Should be somewhere else. Anywhere else. No deer here, Too many coyotes.
9:23a.m.-Lunch time? Not quite, still 2 ½ hours away. Cant wait, starving.
9:30a.m.-Lunch gone. Regret. Show discipline. Keep last cookie for later.
9:32a.m.-Cookie in lunch bag.
9:35a.m.-Make sure cookie is OK. Yep, looks fine.
9:45a.m.-Fidgeting, Play mind games.
9:47a.m.-Lost mind games. Getting hungry. Wonder how cookie is.
9:49a.m.-Cookie still fine.
9:55a.m.-No deer left in the entire country! Getting really bored.
10:55a.m.-Oop’s, must have dozed off, No deer, Eyes heavy.
11:55 a.m.- Oop’s, must have dozed off again. How long? Starving feeling. Lunch long gone.
Noon-Famished! Going to die. No, Wait! Cookie! Just remembered cookie!
12:02 p.m.-No. Don’t eat cookie. Five more hours to go. Must have cookie for emergency.
12:10p.m.-Cookie. Cookie. Cookie. Cookie.
12:12p.m.- Cookie gone.
12::20p.m.-Filled with self loathing, No discipline.
12:30p.m.-Stand in wrong spot? No way. Have faith.
12:32p.m.-Move stand? No. Never. Well … Maybe.
12:33p.m.-Just a short move. Over to other tree.
1:00p.m.-Done. stand moved.
1:25p.m.-No deer.
1:29p.m.- Getting bored again. Brain rot.
1:33p.m.-Check watch, Four hour to go.
1:35p.m.-Need to keep mind active. Count leaves on tree.
2:40p.m.-Oops must have dozed off.
3:20 p.m.-More than 130,984 leaves on tree.
3:23p.m.-Stand sucks! Deer nocturnal. Might as well call it quits. NO! YES, QUIT! NO! YES, QUIT! NO!
3:30p.m.-120 minutes and fourteen second to go.
3:32p.m.-Wind wrong? Must move stand again.
4:00 p.m.-Back to original tree. Almost prime time.
4:05p.m.-Must go to bathroom. Get out of stand.
4:10p.m.- Done. Get back in stand.
4:30p.m.-One hour to go.
4:31p.m.-59 minutes to go.
4:50p.m.-Maybe should check trail in front of stand for sign. Get out of stand.
5:00p.m.-Back in stand. No fresh sign.
5:01p.m.-Check watch. Only 29 minutes left to go.
5:05p.m.-Hear shot! Hope they got a rat. Jealousy rearing ugly head. Good news, though, Deer must be moving.
5:10p.m.-Not moving here. Must remember to move stand tomorrow.
5:15p.m.-Last minute of legal light. Everything still. Best time of the day.
5:28p.m.-Buck, Right in front of me! Legal light. Buck to small. Close call. Stand location perfect. Knew it. Where there’s one buck there’s more.
5:30 p.m.-It’s over, Buck moved on. Beautiful. Classic hunt. Discipline paid off. Cant wait until tomorrow. Time to get out of stand. Have to go to the bathroom.

 

That a good story that is kinda how i fill when hunting. Is it true

 

Ha-Ha ya ben there done that. Love the humor. Take your wife or girl friend along there sure to show you up. They pee less.