Strangest Things You've Seen In The Woods......
#201
Strangest Things You've Seen In The Woods......
I was urged on by my fellow teachers here at school to tell this one........
A few years back, my buddy "Oger" and I were out shooting red squirrels in the dead of winter. Just having a good time walking around on snow-shoes with our Ruger 10-22's. (we use the tails for making Flies for fly-fishing)
Anyway, halfway through the day Oger has to take a crap so he goes off behind a big spruce tree and squats. While he's back there takin' his dukey, I being a good friend, emptied two, 25 round clips into the tree above him so all the dead needles, twigs and other stuff rained down on top of him. Well, while I'm laughing, a red squirrel was obviously disturbed by my shooting into "his" tree and starts barking at me. So, I shot him. He fell within arm's reach of Oger as he was squatting there. Oger, being the type to stay calm in any situation, calmly says, "I've been wondering what I was going to wipe with." I just about died laughing as he actually wiped his ^%# with the unfortunate squirrel!
Fast forward 1 week........; The phone rings at my house and on the other end is Oger. All he says is..."Kev, don't EVER wipe your ^%# with a red squirrel. I just got back from my Doctor. Dude, I've got the worst rash I've ever heard of on my ^%#!!! Man does it itch!!!!"
Kev (LMAO)
A few years back, my buddy "Oger" and I were out shooting red squirrels in the dead of winter. Just having a good time walking around on snow-shoes with our Ruger 10-22's. (we use the tails for making Flies for fly-fishing)
Anyway, halfway through the day Oger has to take a crap so he goes off behind a big spruce tree and squats. While he's back there takin' his dukey, I being a good friend, emptied two, 25 round clips into the tree above him so all the dead needles, twigs and other stuff rained down on top of him. Well, while I'm laughing, a red squirrel was obviously disturbed by my shooting into "his" tree and starts barking at me. So, I shot him. He fell within arm's reach of Oger as he was squatting there. Oger, being the type to stay calm in any situation, calmly says, "I've been wondering what I was going to wipe with." I just about died laughing as he actually wiped his ^%# with the unfortunate squirrel!
Fast forward 1 week........; The phone rings at my house and on the other end is Oger. All he says is..."Kev, don't EVER wipe your ^%# with a red squirrel. I just got back from my Doctor. Dude, I've got the worst rash I've ever heard of on my ^%#!!! Man does it itch!!!!"
Kev (LMAO)
#202
Strangest Things You've Seen In The Woods......
Originally posted by: Ginnis
What the crap dude????? LOL You're so messed up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
What the crap dude????? LOL You're so messed up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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Strangest Things You've Seen In The Woods......
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
I must correct myself.. It was a red G-string with the *** floss section snapped [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Mainehunt
What color was the thong??
What color was the thong??
#206
Strangest Things You've Seen In The Woods......
Originally posted by: Ginnis
So wait, he SERIOUSLY sniffed it???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's just beyond messed up man!!!
So wait, he SERIOUSLY sniffed it???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's just beyond messed up man!!!
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#210
Strangest Things You've Seen In The Woods......
here is the strangest thing
today i cam in to the creek on my quad went trough some mud holes,then i go to ride some trails for like 10mins go back to the creek to cool off and theres these rocks stacked in these weird angles and there in this big circle and these aint pebbles the are big ones easliy weighin 80lbs each abd there stadin there straight up and down and balaced so they stand straight up,it was freacky if its still there tommorow i am going to take a pic.
today i cam in to the creek on my quad went trough some mud holes,then i go to ride some trails for like 10mins go back to the creek to cool off and theres these rocks stacked in these weird angles and there in this big circle and these aint pebbles the are big ones easliy weighin 80lbs each abd there stadin there straight up and down and balaced so they stand straight up,it was freacky if its still there tommorow i am going to take a pic.