I think you're getting "The woods" mixed up with downtown Chicago. LOL

 

the funniest thing just happened turkey hunting a few weeks ago. while calling for a good friend and his 13 year old son a jake come in and the 13 year old decided it was big enough for his first turkey. not knowing he was shooting a 10 gauge i really didnt think much of it till he shot and fell into the wall of the pop-up blind we where in and tipped it right over. after picking himself up and wiping himself off all he could say is i dont think that gus is gonna work for me anymore.

 

No way man.. Its wild up here. apperantly there is black market for forrest brush around here.. cuz ive snuck up on people with my my horse, mostly hispanic or asian, with big armloads of brush.. they pick all this crap to sell to landscapers or something steal if right outta the forrest. in the late fall you find them in the jack fir patches raping the trees of their branches [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] they sell those to people who make wreaths.. them people scare me in the woods.. make ya glad you have a gun to shoot back [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

yeah dude.i was walkin in thw woods and this guy says who the f**** are you and whips this big *** pistol out well i say who the f#%&^& are you and i whip out my ak-47 and he says ah never mind i gotta go.it was so finny think e pissed his pants,come to think of it i have not seen him for a while...........................hmm

 

in the middle of a long ride i saw a deer ripped to pieces by coyotes. blood was everywhere and it was eaten to the skull and pieces of legs where thrown all over the place. it was pretty brutal.

 

One time, I saw a deer that had been shot.... yeah, weird huh??? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

whoa.you never see that[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Well....years ago an exgirlfriend of mine started dating my neighbor (why my neighbor of anybody in the world?) and my dad took the dog for a walk....guess what he saw in the woods....LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

an eyefull is an understatement......can you say BIG UN'S

 

when i said that i meant it was kinda cool to see, i didn't say it meaning it was weird and i've never heard of that happening before[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

I was just sayin' ya know.... tehe [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]