This was a funny post, alot of good answers, The only thing i've run over so far is my boot with my foot in it, That hurt like a ****. I don't shake stuff off so quick any more.
Deerkiller

 

bud wise er

 

my favorite kind of beer [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

i ran over a coon one night while drinkin bud light at berrys camp

 

Ran over my foot once [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

done that a few times

 

I hit a deer on a 220 bayou one time running about 10 mph hour. The deer fell down then jumped back up and toke off running. I've hit alot of small stuff like coons squirrels possums and a dog once.

 

Deerkiller, I forgot about running over toes. At Marengo I jumped off my quad to push my cousin and his big Tri-Claws got a grip on my foot. Oh, the pain of that memory. Nobody mentioned the thousands of acres that have died under my bumper: weeds, trees, etc.

Nobody will believe this but here goes. Who here has ever had to mess with a swimming pool? My wife has just about caused a divorce with hers. They'd let leaves and stuff get in there and then holler for me to treat it. Well, she bought a new one and was wondering what to do with the old. I said, "Watch this." I then ran out there and jumped on the old Prairie and ran through the steel-walled side of her old one and got quite a bath. I only did it because I threatened her with it a thousand times.

 

Dude, that's awesome!!! I always wanted to take mine and jump it into Raystown Lake, that would be so wicked!! (I have a little too much time to think about these things." [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

LOL !!!!!!!! How deep was it I bet your wife was pissed