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Old 06-01-2011, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by nTROUBLE
Ha, well the name is Matt 27 years old no kids, got married once and decided I didnt like it so BOOM gotta divorce and not Im chillin-

can't imagine why the marriage didn't work out for'ya

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Old 06-01-2011, 11:10 AM
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can't imagine why the marriage didn't work out for'ya

welcome to the forum

Well, if you can't take no for an answer, marriage isn't gonna be your thing.
 
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Scootergptx
Well, if you can't take no for an answer, marriage isn't gonna be your thing.
you mean there's a chance for a "yes"?
welcome to the forums. i have a wife and daughter. i'm not afraid to go back to prison for them
 
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaster94
you mean there's a chance for a "yes"?

Really simple way to get the wife to say "Yes".

First, start a sentence with "Honey, do you mind if I..."
 
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Old 06-01-2011, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaster94
you mean there's a chance for a "yes"?
i have a wife and daughter. i'm not afraid to go back to prison for them

hehehe- "back to prison"

you're more then welcome to my ex wife- better hurry tho- she's getting remarried on saturday.


Originally Posted by Scootergptx
Really simple way to get the wife to say "Yes".

First, start a sentence with "Honey, do you mind if I..."



and end it with "foot rub"
 
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:08 AM
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you mean there's a chance for a "yes"?
welcome to the forums. i have a wife and daughter. i'm not afraid to go back to prison for them
Yeah since I got out of prison Im not allowed 50 yards from any elementary or middle school... Something about wandering around in a speedo glaze lookin thru the fence they dont find appropriate..
 
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:55 AM
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Yeah since I got out of prison Im not allowed 50 yards from any elementary or middle school... Something about wandering around in a speedo glaze lookin thru the fence they dont find appropriate..
lol, wouldn't want to offend... these zombies on here might not appreciate that kind of humor

Allthoe I got I good laugh
 
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Old 06-07-2011, 12:29 PM
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Yeah since I got out of prison Im not allowed 50 yards from any elementary or middle school... Something about wandering around in a speedo glaze lookin thru the fence they dont find appropriate..
Funny thing is that you were looking at the boys!
 
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Old 06-07-2011, 05:28 PM
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Yeah since I got out of prison Im not allowed 50 yards from any elementary or middle school... Something about wandering around in a speedo glaze lookin thru the fence they dont find appropriate..

yea- I should think some spandex wearing creepy guy looking for an elementary aged wife would not sit very well with the community-

then again- I've never lived in Hollywood either where that sort of thin is normal...
 
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Old 06-08-2011, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by mudslinger2
Funny thing is that you were looking at the boys!
SO?? Little boys need lovin' too..


"My milkshake brings all the little boys......." :insert musical melodies:
 
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