i once bought a off brand chainsaw and in the manual it said

"WARNING do not attemp to stop chainsaw with genitals."

Im not making this up (i wish i was) it was actualy in the manual!

OWWW!!! That explains alot with the Chinese. They've been stopping chainsaws with their genitals. Explains the high voices too. Thanks for shedding light on this matter fink![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Oh man I do love this post!!!


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"27. It is your responsibility to make sure that the ATV is properly and safely ridded and maintained."

Safely "ridded". The only way to rid is to rid safely, O.K.?

"32. Contact your agent for anything you do not understand, or need advice on."

What? My insurance agent? My Real Estate agent? I can't wait to hear them laugh at me when I call them and ask them for help "ridding" my ATV safely.

"45. Don't allow animals, or children around an unattended ATV"

Yeah keep Fido away from your Redcat. Dogs are the most prone to ATV accidents. My dog Casey has been known to steal my Redcat and take it out for a midnight run and pi$$ the neighbors off.

At least your Dog pi$$es off your neighbors, every time my Dogs are left unattended next to my ATVs and Motorcycles they just get pi$$ed on. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I would much rather have them pi$$ing off my neighbors. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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WARNING!!! Dog's pi$$ing on ATV tires can be detrimental to the lifespan of the tires or the dog![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]