Just as soon as you can justify the following:

1. How did you come to find the four-eyed frog that's nearly extinct in some jungle in South America?
2. Did you walk there from NorCal eating only twigs, berries, etc and drinking only rain water you caught with your cupped hands?
2a. Where did you pee along the way?
2b. Where did you poop along the way?
3. Once you contacted a film maker to shoot the documentary down there, how did he/she transport the crew and just how many were there?
3a. Did they all walk to the airport?
4. Have you visited the Sony facility where the movie cameras were made?
5. How did they dispose of their "own" waste?
6. How did you get to work this morning?
7. How did your friends and associates get to work this morning?
7a. Are you all going to pack your poop and pee home this afternoon?
8. What do you do for work?
9. Are there lights in your office or are you counting ants in a tree?
9a. Where do you poop and pee while you're out there?
10. Where did the materials come from to construct the building you are in?
11. Being a responsible environmentalist, I'm certain you instructed the general contractor building your facility that absolutely no hydrocarbon emitting vehicles were allowed on site. Right?
12. What type of vehicle does the Sierra Club signer upper guy out there at Muir Woods in San Fran drive? A 40mpg car or 1970 ford pick w/ a V8 (you know the same one he drive to the farmers market)?
13. When are you planning on boycotting Trader Joes because they use HVAC equipment, lights, raw materials, etc. (FYI: Traders Joes is an "organic" food store in CA)
14. How do you get your canoe to the river?
14a. Was your canoe made in a factory that has strict poop/pee packing policies?
15. What sort of mileage does your Range Rover get?
16. Ever stop to really consider what it means that the label on your REI fleece jacket says "Made in China" or where ever?
17. Why don't your force REI to take shipments only if they arrive on the backs of llamas?
18. Why does REI run their building-mounted lights all night?
18a. Where do REI employees poop and pee?
18b. Do they pack their poop and pee home with them every day?
19. Does any Sierra Club member have/use a printer?
20. What sort of medium do you run through it?
21. Why do you like lightweight materials so much? Don't you know where plastic comes from?
22. When you're camping and need to take a leak, you pack it out with you don't you?
23. Ever pissed on Mt. Everest?
24. Ever sh|t in the woods?
25. If (2) tree huggers leave the same airport on "expeditions", one going north and the other south, who arrives first? Who knows, but they're both contributing to global warming.
26. What did Jane Goodall really do with those monkeys?
26a. Where did Jane poop and pee? Wouldn't that cross-contaminate the monkey poop thus causing irreparable damage to the monkey ecosystem?
26b. Did just her presence cross-contaminate the monkey population?
27. When a zoo solicits funds to keep itself running, what exactly does "running" mean?
28. Why is it so hard to find parking @ REI and why aren't there bike racks lined up like a junior high school?
29. Why is the Sierra Club signer upper guy out there at Muir Woods in San Fran so happy to see people showing up?
30. Am I making my point?
31. Would you belive that I'm ending this cause I gotta go pee?

selector

 

I hate to say it...
I agree with selector

 

I have never heard of such a thing and maybe those should be saved.

 

man...you been working on that for a while sounds like!...bravo..bravo...they shouldn't care if we tear up the habitat or run over small trees..it's make it that much faster to clear the land to build another strip mall to sell womens shoes and mineral spa's.

 

man that is funny and true