Slow Government Response
Jul 24, 2014 | 07:10 AM
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From: Land of the misfit toys
Got a neighbor who lets their dogs run loose. Noticed in another part of our neighborhood, a few more dogs and cats running loose.
I'm all for the borders being closed, but if this keeps up, I'm gonna have to let some koreans move in and have them open a restaurant.
I'm all for the borders being closed, but if this keeps up, I'm gonna have to let some koreans move in and have them open a restaurant.
May 18, 2015 | 02:31 PM
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE ....
John Dough, an elderly man from Texas, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. John opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me”.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available".
John said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to John, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
John said, "I thought you said there was nobody available.”
John Dough, an elderly man from Texas, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. John opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me”.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available".
John said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to John, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
John said, "I thought you said there was nobody available.”
May 18, 2015 | 02:54 PM
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE ....
John Dough, an elderly man from Texas, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. John opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me”.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available".
John said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to John, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
John said, "I thought you said there was nobody available.”
John Dough, an elderly man from Texas, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. John opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me”.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available".
John said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to John, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
John said, "I thought you said there was nobody available.”
May 25, 2015 | 10:29 PM
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That's cheap - 0bama wants to give the Iranians $50 billion for a "signing bonus."
QUOTE:
The State Department on Monday would not rule out giving Iran up to $50 billion as a so-called “signing bonus” for agreeing to a nuclear deal later this year
http://visiontoamerica.com/21843/obama-considers-50billion-signing-bonus-for-iran/#I5MCrYcBU78WjMWf.99
May 26, 2015 | 09:53 AM
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That's cheap - 0bama wants to give the Iranians $50 billion for a "signing bonus."
QUOTE:
The State Department on Monday would not rule out giving Iran up to $50 billion as a so-called “signing bonus” for agreeing to a nuclear deal later this year
http://visiontoamerica.com/21843/obama-considers-50billion-signing-bonus-for-iran/#I5MCrYcBU78WjMWf.99
QUOTE:
The State Department on Monday would not rule out giving Iran up to $50 billion as a so-called “signing bonus” for agreeing to a nuclear deal later this year
http://visiontoamerica.com/21843/obama-considers-50billion-signing-bonus-for-iran/#I5MCrYcBU78WjMWf.99