Lightly grease the boss's bathroom/office doorknob

 

this is some fun stuff to do if your bored



1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH
> > > > SUNGLASSES ON AND
> > > > POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW
> > > > DOWN.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM, DON'T
> > > > DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
> > > >
> > > > 3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING,
> > > > ASK IF THEY
> > > > WANT THAT
> > > > SUPER SIZED.
> > > >
> > > > 4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL
> > > > IT "IN."
> > > >
> > > > 5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS.
> > > > ONCE EVERYONE HAS
> > > > GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO
> > > > ESPRESSO.
> > > >
> > > > 6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE
> > > > "FOR SEXUAL
> > > > FAVORS.."
> > > >
> > > > 7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE
> > > > WITH THE
> > > > PROPHECY."
> > > >
> > > > 8. DON'T USE PUNCTUATION
> > > >
> > > > 9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.
> > > >
> > > > 11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS
> > > > "TO GO."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA.
> > > >
> > > > 13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS
> > > > DON'T RHYME.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA &
> > > > PLAY A TAPE OF
> > > > JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY.
> > > >
> > > > 15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU
> > > > CAN'T ATTEND
> > > > THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.
> > > >
> > > > 16. HAVE YOUR COWORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR
> > > > WRESTLING NAME,
> > > > ROCK HARD
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM
> > > > "I WON, I WON!
> > > > 3RD TIME THIS WEEK!!!!!"
> > > >
> > > > 18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS
> > > > THE PARKING
> > > > LOT, YELLING
> > > > "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE
> > > > ECONOMY, WE ARE
> > > > GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."

 

One of my freinds actually did this one.

Run the correct size rubber hose from the windsheild washer pump through the fire wall and point it at the drivers seat or where their crotch will be. Then smear something on their windsheild so when they get in they will hit the windsheild washer to clean it before they leave.

He had full access to the rig because is was a company one and not locked up.