The 10 Commandments of Quad
#1
1. Take not thy quads name in vane.
2. Covet not thy neighbors wife, nor his ox, nor his ***, nor his quad.
3. Steal not thy neighbors bike, nor his quad, nor his daughter's vriginity.
4. Place no other gods before thy quad.
5. Change thy quads oil and filter and spark plug as often as thee changeth thy wife's or thy girlfriend's, as the case may be.
6. Make no graven images other than thy quad's.
7. Fear no evil, for thy quad is with thee.
8. Badmouth not thy brother of the quad, for he shall defend thee, and keep thee, and watch over thee.
9. Fill thy quad only with quality fuel, lest it forsake thee and runamuck on thee.
10. Keep thy quad in the holiest of places, lest it breaketh on thee, and slam thou foul self into a tree.
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2. Covet not thy neighbors wife, nor his ox, nor his ***, nor his quad.
3. Steal not thy neighbors bike, nor his quad, nor his daughter's vriginity.
4. Place no other gods before thy quad.
5. Change thy quads oil and filter and spark plug as often as thee changeth thy wife's or thy girlfriend's, as the case may be.
6. Make no graven images other than thy quad's.
7. Fear no evil, for thy quad is with thee.
8. Badmouth not thy brother of the quad, for he shall defend thee, and keep thee, and watch over thee.
9. Fill thy quad only with quality fuel, lest it forsake thee and runamuck on thee.
10. Keep thy quad in the holiest of places, lest it breaketh on thee, and slam thou foul self into a tree.
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#4
Most people can't keep GOD's 10 Commandments.
If they did your's fly's in the face of them.
If you live life that there is no GOD, make sure your right.
Smitty
Jesus don't leave Earth with out him.
If they did your's fly's in the face of them.
If you live life that there is no GOD, make sure your right.
Smitty
Jesus don't leave Earth with out him.
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