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Feb 3, 2006 | 10:41 AM
#1391
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
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From: California
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx/Q]
Doesn't that become a tax write off now?
Interesting to see his "expense" report. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Doesn't that become a tax write off now?
Interesting to see his "expense" report. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
I'd prolly **** myself seein that one. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Feb 3, 2006 | 10:45 AM
#1392
Shed Knocker Rider
Harley Punk!
Harley Punk!
Joined: Oct 2003
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Me to![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Feb 3, 2006 | 10:49 AM
#1393
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
Likes: 1
From: California
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Originally posted by: motox26
A *****?
Me to![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
I wanna do that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Me to![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Feb 3, 2006 | 10:49 AM
#1394
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Joined: Apr 2003
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
Feb 3, 2006 | 10:52 AM
#1395
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
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From: California
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
The last straw before my divorce?
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
What do they call it when a hot chick holds a shot glass between her ***** and you take the shot with your mouth only?
Feb 3, 2006 | 11:24 AM
#1396
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
It does now since he's claimin it as medicinal. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I'd prolly **** myself seein that one. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx/Q]
Doesn't that become a tax write off now?
Interesting to see his "expense" report. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Doesn't that become a tax write off now?
Interesting to see his "expense" report. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
I'd prolly **** myself seein that one. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
LMAO! My expense report is [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] when I really think about it, but fock it who wants a beer! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Feb 3, 2006 | 11:26 AM
#1397
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Ya know what would be nice, turn this place into an old english pub. That way I can have a double size pint mug behind the bar ready and waiting so when I walk in the door Dumass can fill it and give it to me. And I'll be able to smoke me pipe in peace and comfort with a nice pint of ale.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Ya know what would be nice, turn this place into an old english pub. That way I can have a double size pint mug behind the bar ready and waiting so when I walk in the door Dumass can fill it and give it to me. And I'll be able to smoke me pipe in peace and comfort with a nice pint of ale.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
LOL, this guy that ones a bar here in town is in it every day. He has a large mug with a bell on it. All he has to do is just rrriiiinggg-rrrrrrinnnngggg and bam he gets a fill up. Its great!
Feb 3, 2006 | 11:37 AM
#1398
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Hell yes I'll take a beer. And bring it in a mug with one of those ringy things on it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Feb 3, 2006 | 03:59 PM
#1399
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
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Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
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Rrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg-rrrrrrriiiinnnnngggg! I'll have another.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 4, 2006 | 10:31 AM
#1400
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Dumass, a Bloody Mary. And throw this in the jukebox.
It's a bloody Mary morning
Baby's left me without warning
Sometime in the night
And I'm flying down to Houston
Forgetting her the nature of my flight
As we taxi toward the runway
With the smog and smoke reminding me
Of how I feel
Just a country boy who's learning
That the pitfalls of the city are extremely real
All the nightlife and the parties
Temptation and a seat
The order of the day
It's a bloody Mary morning
And I'm leaving baby
Somewhere in L.A.
Now our golden jet is airborne
And flight #50 cuts a path across the morning sky
And a voice comes through the speaker
Reassuring us flight #50 is the way to fly
And our hostess takes an order
Coffee, tea, or something stronger to start off the day
It's a bloody Mary morning
And I'm leaving baby somewhere in L.A
Ahhh.
If you can't wake up, have drink and listen to Willie Nelson first thing in the morning, well, you just ain't an American.
It's a bloody Mary morning
Baby's left me without warning
Sometime in the night
And I'm flying down to Houston
Forgetting her the nature of my flight
As we taxi toward the runway
With the smog and smoke reminding me
Of how I feel
Just a country boy who's learning
That the pitfalls of the city are extremely real
All the nightlife and the parties
Temptation and a seat
The order of the day
It's a bloody Mary morning
And I'm leaving baby
Somewhere in L.A.
Now our golden jet is airborne
And flight #50 cuts a path across the morning sky
And a voice comes through the speaker
Reassuring us flight #50 is the way to fly
And our hostess takes an order
Coffee, tea, or something stronger to start off the day
It's a bloody Mary morning
And I'm leaving baby somewhere in L.A
Ahhh.
If you can't wake up, have drink and listen to Willie Nelson first thing in the morning, well, you just ain't an American.