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Old Apr 27, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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Been in here 3 days with just the dancers. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Wrote me a song about that. Wanna hear it? Here it goes.

(Blues melody)

Three days in a bar,
No one walkin' in.
Three days in a bar,
Seems like such a sin.

Look at all them women,
Swingin' on them poles.
Look at all them women,
Not wearin' any clothes.

Three days in bar,
Just three days in a bar.



Man you guys don't know what you've been missing in here. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I haven't seen the monkey for 2 days, but occasionally here monkey noises from the back room.
Which reminds me, didn't that get made into a crash room? Maybe I should check to see who the monkey's been violating. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 08:31 AM
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Been in here for a week.

Good thing the girls are here. They even let me wear their underwear. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Any one else get a rash from g-strings? I got one behind my left ear. Am I not wearing these things right? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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Scooter no mtter how you wear them It's not right [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

I think I'll sit here and voulenteer my lap so the ladies can practic there lap dances , I'ts my patriotic duty that they have them down right , ahh I think the pants are off again ,Dang that feels good ,alright ladies who's first !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 03:02 PM
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Whoooooaaaaaa! Who put the spanish fly in this pair of panties!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 04:15 PM
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Well I went and knocked on the back room, and this is what I heard. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Monkey
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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wtf. I`ll have a bloody mary and a beer. And keep em commin.!!
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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gimie another blody mary and another beer please.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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dangit Dumass, what kinda help you hirin round here? i said keep um comin, nother bloody mary and beer !!!
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 01:53 PM
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ggimmie nnnthr blldymrry na nothhhr biereer. aint gottellday danngit, iss almussttime frmmee t ggo.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 02:14 PM
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ggmea6pecktagoonhelmeeintomicarigttagetthhehekotta her.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
 
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