The Dumass Experience (A Division of Toho Co. LTD.)
Apr 21, 2006 | 04:21 PM
#2381
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Better just sell me the whole box. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Apr 21, 2006 | 05:01 PM
#2383
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(Scooter leaves a 50 on the bar and takes the box of sinner mints)
(looks at monkey, and gives him half the box)
Lord knows you need these more than anyone else in here.
Hey D4. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
(looks at monkey, and gives him half the box)
Lord knows you need these more than anyone else in here.
Hey D4. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Apr 21, 2006 | 05:02 PM
#2384
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Sinner mint. Hmmm, I think we've just come up with a new flavor of edible underwear.
Gotta find RC and see if I'm on to something. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Gotta find RC and see if I'm on to something. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Apr 21, 2006 | 05:11 PM
#2385
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a pub and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin."
"Of course"
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go too?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the pub. "What's up?" he asks the inn keeper.
"Nothing much," replied the inn keeper. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin."
"Of course"
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go too?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the pub. "What's up?" he asks the inn keeper.
"Nothing much," replied the inn keeper. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
Apr 24, 2006 | 09:15 AM
#2386
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Speaking of twins, isn't that the Coors Light twins over there? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Apr 24, 2006 | 03:26 PM
#2387
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They may look like identical twins, but trust me, they're not. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Apr 24, 2006 | 05:02 PM
#2389
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Not to confuse the Coors twins with Millier Lite, but they taste great. And they were less filling too. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Apr 25, 2006 | 05:47 PM
#2390
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Girls, you better go back to the Rockies. You stay around here too much longer, and I will have a sh@t eatin' grin on my face. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]