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Old May 15, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Nice to see this place hasn't changed. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Good to see TPR in here again. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Gimme a Double, Work has been hell lately. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 15, 2006 | 04:16 PM
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Hey 1of4, good to see you again. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

The girls had been asking about you. I just told them you were having a sex change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 15, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] Scooter you aint right! What have these women been doing to ya? Are ya sayin you want a Lap Dance from me? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

(Points at Scooter and Motions to Tank to take out the trash) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 
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Old May 15, 2006 | 04:49 PM
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(bouncing head off tables as Tank drags him out)

What I said (thud) was you had gone (thud) to get an oil (thud and bounce) change.

With all the noise (thud) the girls may have (thud) heard me wrong (thud, bounce and scrape). But they sure started to (thud) pay attention to me. (thud)

The monkey (thud) has a twenty (thud) if you want to dance for him (thud).

(how many tables are in here, I'm getting a headache)
 
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Old May 15, 2006 | 10:45 PM
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HOLD UP TANK!!!

Dang Sorry 'bout that Scooter. C,mon let me get ya a few beers to help with that headache and some ice for those lumps. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

And to cheer ya up I'll have monkey give you a lap dance, Whatta ya say? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 15, 2006 | 10:50 PM
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Originally posted by: MrDumass

C mon fellas...the sign says no shoes, no shirt, no pants......no service. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
What about if my pants are down around my knees? Technically I'm still wearin them.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Hey! That dancers not wearing pants! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

But I'll still be the gentleman and see about servicing her. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Dumass!!! Fix that light on the stage!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

Damn monkey in a g-string. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 16, 2006 | 02:45 PM
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Dumass!!! Fix that light on the stage!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

Damn monkey in a g-string. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

NO WAY! I put the uglys over there, that way they still make some money for TPR. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Guess you'll just have to use better judgement. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Originally posted by: MrDumass


NO WAY! I put the uglys over there, that way they still make some money for TPR. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Guess you'll just have to use better judgement. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Maybe not so much better judgement, just less impaired. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

But from a distance, the monkey had it going on. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
 
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