The little Rascals were in class one day and the teacher said that she would give them a word to use in a sentance.

Teacher:Spanky - use the word 'like'

Spanky: " I like Darla"

Teacher: Alfalfa - use the word 'Love'

Alfalfa " I love Darla"

Teacher: Buckwheat - use the word 'dictate'

Buckwheat ".........................................Darl a said my dictate like chocalate"
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i gotta remember that one!

 

lol not to shabby... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

do you know when its bed time a michael jack$ons house?

when the big hand is on the little one.

many thanks.

 

whats the difference between a wash machine and a blonde



u can put your load in a wash machine and it wont follow u around for a week....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

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lol
good one

 

whats the difference b/t a blonde and a bowling ball

u can only fit 3 ***gers in a bowling ball[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

I love these jokes.
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Those jokes are not funny in the least!!!

How will this world ever find peace love and harmony while we continue to degrade one another

the time has come to put a stop to this woman bashing...
















how many husbands does it take to change the lightbulb in the kitchen

0 let the wife cook in the dark

 

remember these are just jokes haha funny

why cant blondes water skie as soon as there &ussys get wet they fall on there backs