ATVers dictionary
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"MONKEYBUTT" is the sore and...more particularly...red condition of your buttocks caused by your butt slapping on the ATV seat from long rides or particularly brutal motocross tracks.
Ever seen a red-assed baboon at the zoo, and wonder why the baboon's butt looks like what your butt feels like?
That's what Monkeybutt is all about
Ever seen a red-assed baboon at the zoo, and wonder why the baboon's butt looks like what your butt feels like?
That's what Monkeybutt is all about
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Toy Hauler
Toy Hauler: n. A towable vehicle accessory that provides overnight shelter, storage for up to 15 XL Igloo Coolers, and a means for transporting motorized high speed dirt riding machines. Clearly invented by a guy.
Cosmetic: n. An expression used by ATVers to describe a type of mild damage inflicted on their machines, often as they are removing the machine, piece by piece, from the trunk of their car.
Cosmetic: n. An expression used by ATVers to describe a type of mild damage inflicted on their machines, often as they are removing the machine, piece by piece, from the trunk of their car.
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Winch
Winch: n. Excuse for attempting to traverse a clearly impassible obstacle.
Plow: n. Excuse for buying your 4X4 in the first place.
Riding: v. Simply a means to keeping your battery fully charged so the machine is ready to plow, and something that must be done a few times a week at least, including necessary battery charging weekends with "people you know" that also have machines for practical purposes and are also making similiar sacrifices, doing their best to keep their batteries charged as well. See Toy Hauler.
Plow: n. Excuse for buying your 4X4 in the first place.
Riding: v. Simply a means to keeping your battery fully charged so the machine is ready to plow, and something that must be done a few times a week at least, including necessary battery charging weekends with "people you know" that also have machines for practical purposes and are also making similiar sacrifices, doing their best to keep their batteries charged as well. See Toy Hauler.
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Wife: Pronunciation: \ˈwīf\ Function: nounInflected Form(s): plural wives \ˈwīvz\
A device used by most men to determine how much money will be spent on any purchase. e.g. - "The wife said I could only spend this much on mods." Also use to determine permission level for attending events. e.g. - "Yeah, I can go to the mud bogs, but the wife says I gotta be home by 9."
A device used by most men to determine how much money will be spent on any purchase. e.g. - "The wife said I could only spend this much on mods." Also use to determine permission level for attending events. e.g. - "Yeah, I can go to the mud bogs, but the wife says I gotta be home by 9."