> Ed Zachary Disease
>
> A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any,
> sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
> her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her
> doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist,
> Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room,
> Dr.Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was
told.
> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again,
the
> woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery,
> reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and
> said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I
ever
> see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked
anxiously,
> "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed
> deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed
Zachary
> like your a$$.

 

Doh! Be vewy, vewy quite....and sneak away.

The just uncovered a murder downtown this morning. There were some very peculiar circumstances, and evidence left behind. Seems the body was found to be encircled with what was believed to be Cheerios. The local chief of police and FBI officials have become very concerned. The chief was quoted to say " I believe we have a cereal killer on our hands".

Yea, Elvis left the building, and I'm beatin' cheeks to be right behind him. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]