Moosehunter,
Don't you know that us poor, defenseless creatures of the woods have nowhere left to hide. Ever since Polaris started making quads I can't get deep enough into the woods to escape. Mudholes, muskeg, and marshes are no match for those Sportsmans. Just last week I saw Ol' Grampa moose getting dragged out by the antlers. Do us moose a favor and trade in your Polaris for a Honda or Yamaha or somethin' like that 'cause I know they don't like to get dirty and stuck. That way me and the misses moose won't have to worry about being interupted during the rut.

Bullmoose