I actually have a shirt on that reads::::: Im one of those bad things that happens to good people

 

customfab&weld,
A fellow Jeeper! But a Chevy motor....?

 

Oh Yeah! I didn't have the extra $3000 to build that antique motor that was in it, so Chevy it is!

 

"If it doesn't have **** or a motor, don't ride it"

"Eat the peanuts of of my shi*"

"Lets head out like a broken rubber"

"Were off like a prom dress!"

"Damn donut shi**ers"

 

Another pearl of wisdom from my Dad - "Women need sex like fish need bicycles"

 

confucious say man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

 

Why don't you go pound sand?

 

Dont forget this one fellas... "and dats the bottom line! CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO !!!!"

 

"There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs. " - anonymous

"I will prepare, and some day my chance will come." - Abraham Lincoln

"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts." - Albert Einstein

"Money doesn't make you rich, life makes you rich."

"You can only become a winner if you are willing to walk over the edge."- Ronald E. McNair- astronaut

 

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