I admire g@y men........it leaves more woman for me[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

I know what you mean, I dropped $3k on a 345 IH motor[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Life's a garden, dig it.

 

These are great guys!!!! I'll add a couple more to the bunch

When your saying goodbye to someone: "Take her easy, and if she's easy, take her twice!"

When your leaving somewhere you say: "Lets make like a tree and leaf"
"Lets make like a dick and head"
" I'm out like a boner in sweat pants"

 

"Having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

 

"blood makes the grass grow greener"

"kill em all and let god sort em out"

when surronded by 8 chineese divisions at chosin,Marine Chesty Puller said
"good we can shoot in any direction"

 

too funny

 

"Families share one another's joys and sorrows
and listen to each other's dreams...
Families help each other, support one another, and love each other...
Families celebrate traditions and the seasons of our lives...
That's what being family is all about."



-MT

 

When saying goodbye........ If I don't see you thru the week i'll see you thru the window.
Also there's........ Keep a wrinkle in it!

 

A thin of beauty is a joy forever.

 

"beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone"

"if you're feeling good don't worry, you'll get over it"

"if everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on"

"the chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet"

"any tool dropped while preparing your car will roll underneath to the exact center"

"a bird in hand is safer than one overhead"

"build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will use it"

"leak proof seals will, self-starters will not, interchangable parts won't"

"a $300 picture tube will protect a $0.10 fuse by blowing first"

All these are thanks to Mr. Murphy[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]