Favorite Quotes!
#83
08-07-2004, 09:12 PM
Favorite Quotes!
Originally posted by: paulzaho
confusiuos say " Man who walks with hands in pockets...feels cocky!"
confusious also say" One who passes gas in church....sits in his own pew"
confusiuos say " Man who walks with hands in pockets...feels cocky!"
confusious also say" One who passes gas in church....sits in his own pew"
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#90
08-07-2004, 10:22 PM
Favorite Quotes!
Fellow Employee at work had a T-shirt that reads: Keep staring, I might do a trick! Here are some that I have gathered: You shouldn't let your mind wander, it is too small to be out on its own. Saw another guy with a shirt that had the Trix rabbit on it and it read: Silly ******, Dix are for chicks. If you can't fight, and you can't flee, Flow. Profanity is a Strong expression of a Weak mind! If brains were dynamite and yours blew up all at once it wouldn't even singe your eyebrows. You don't know Shi* from good pudding. When you are working with your hands in a tight spot or situation use this one when you are having a difficult time: Its like picking flyshi* out of a pepper shaker with boxing gloves on! And on the 7th day God rested, and then on the 8th day God created woman, since then neither God nor man has rested! "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone" Work for the Lord, the pay isn't great, but the benefits are out of this world. It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing. When we do what we can, God will do what we can't. We should work to become, not acquire. Patting a fellow on the back is the best way to get a chip off his shoulder.