"if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed"

"Let's do like the babies and head out"

"I'm going to do like the birds, and get the flock out of here"

"Take off eh, you hoser" - Strange Brew (or most every Canadian-lol)

 

that is actually where my screen name originated from!!!
its started as Hozer back in like 99 when i played online games and such... then its just kida got switched to hozed for some reason.. not sure why but anyway, thats my life story.


btw that movie is the ****!!!

 

[/quote]btw that movie is the ****!!![/quote]



I try to spend at least one evening per year watching Strange Brew and drinking Canadian beer. My dad started the tradition with me and I keep it going. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

lol, dammit i gotta go rent that movie now... i havent seen it in a while.
and all pick up some labbats too... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

too many to read but here are a few that I have heard in the past.

I have a drinking problem...two hands and one mouth

only users lose drugs

you have a face that would make an onion cry

all women are crazy, some are just worse than others

 

In the words of Dr. John Becker (from the TV show Becker)

" I'm trying to like people.......it's just so hard to weed through the stupid ones!"

 

Speed Kills. Drive A Ford, You'll Last Forever.

 

If theres grass on the field play ball, if not, roll her over and play in the mud

Hornier than a three peckered billygoat

Every man dies, but not every man truly lives

I thinks its time to trade her in for a new model (wife)

I gave her 8 inches, but it took me two times

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

 

women to man after sex.
Honey, you are like a bee, one sting and you death.