"They thought i had brain damage scanned it, and found nothing"
"You face and my a$$, are a perfect match"

 

My greatest fear is that when I die my wife is going to sell my fishing and hunting equipment for what I told her I paid for it.

 

That be me buddy![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] 99% of the time it's true too..... but here's another.

ALL YOU NEED IS A CRECENT WRENCH AND CONDOM, IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT, F#&K IT!!!!

 

"Save a cow...eat a vegetarian"
"Zero to naked in 6.7 beers"
"Warning: Trespassers will be violated"
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
"We dipped his fingers in warm water...then we pissed all over him!"

 

lol!!! there it is!!!

 

This is for HOZED. It's my favorite quote from my buddy Dennis.

"Boy, it sure sucks to be you"



on your quad troubles.

 

Say these phrases quickly:

"I saw a ship on shore a sight"


"I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I' m pheasants pluckers mate,
I'm only plucking pheasants cause the pheasant pluckers late. "

 

Signs in bars - Our new credit manager is Helen Waite.... if you want credit, go to HELEN WAITE! The hands that pick your cigarette butts out of this urinal are the hands that open your BEER! Stickers- Instant assh@le... just add alcohol! Could you drive better with your cell phone UP YOUR @$$ Most often used saying "I plead innocent, unless you've got pictures, then I plead INSANITY!"

 

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and that is so true!
lol

 

Favorite bumper sticker.

Jesus loves you,
Everyone else thinks your an a$$hole!