POLARIS,...P-ullin O-ut L-oosers A-n R-ideing I-n S-tyle!!

 

P-lease!
O-nly
L-oosahhs
A-rrive
R-iding
I-
S-portsmans

 

If you ride 100 miles to the trail, ride the 80 mile trail, have a beer and hotdog. And then ride the 100 miles back home.

There is some funny walking involved afterwards, but you wouldn't attempt it on anything else.

 

You might be a Polaris rider if you can ride 80 miles over terrain that doesn't allow you to go faster than 10mph and still be able to walk with a bad disk in your back.

 

C-Can
A-Anyone
N-Name
A-A frame
M-Mod. maker?

 

hehe, ouch

 

if your not smart enough to buy a honda or a yamaha!

 

Here, let this Polaris rider correct your sentence to show you how stupid we are.

"If (see, there's a capital letter at the start of a sentence) you're (your means something that belongs to you whereas you're means you are) not smart enough to buy a Honda (capital letters on proper names) or a Yamaha (see comment on Honda).

I hope everyone has enjoyed this educational moment.

 

You might be a Polaris rider if........

The highlight of your ride was seeing wildlife- yawwwwnnnnnn

 

now this reminds me of my sister the collage prep english teacher!! lolol but true!