You might be a Polaris rider if........
#461
If you like buying products made in the usa!
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If you enjoy slow mudd boggers and truly dont know what its like to have a kick azz fast ballz out real ride!
You watch oprah and maury on weekends while enjoying your sprinkled cupcake and semi not to hot cup of tee!
You enjoy american idol!
You enjoy rainbows and dancing in the rain!
You secretly do yoga or pilates and your from texas!
They refer to you as, sweetness!
You get overly offended and cry when someone puts down your brand!
Thats the only brand you've ever owned!
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If you enjoy slow mudd boggers and truly dont know what its like to have a kick azz fast ballz out real ride!
You watch oprah and maury on weekends while enjoying your sprinkled cupcake and semi not to hot cup of tee!
You enjoy american idol!
You enjoy rainbows and dancing in the rain!
You secretly do yoga or pilates and your from texas!
They refer to you as, sweetness!
You get overly offended and cry when someone puts down your brand!
Thats the only brand you've ever owned!
no opra,..cartoons with my kids an thay love spinkled cupcakes,..but we drank mt dew!!
always watch first few weeks of auditions,thay funny as a know it all yankee
if she's hot in rain bows,..ill surly dance with her!!
hot flexabile chicks,..no problums with yoga!!
long as she callin me,..sweatness or what ever she likes!
rednecks dont cry,..but ************* go on fer ever...
nuttun wrong with buyin the best outta the gate!!
but how much this got to do with 4wheelin,..just feelin ya oats tryin to be a smart yankee
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and mexico
hmm- a 70+hp twin efi that will wheelie at the blip of the throttle- "slow"
watch who? drink what?
have never watched it- cuts into my "family guy" time.
I enjoy Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and Purple Horseshoes- as well as rainbows.
wife does yoga- but she's from canada- has family in texas tho- I enjoy watching my wife do yoga...
I've been told I'm "salty"
not a brand loyalist- my goal is to own as many atv's as I can before I settle on one. I've narrowed it down to either Polaris or Can-Am.
see above answer
If you enjoy slow mudd boggers and truly dont know what its like to have a kick azz fast ballz out real ride!
You watch oprah and maury on weekends while enjoying your sprinkled cupcake and semi not to hot cup of tee!
You enjoy american idol!
You enjoy rainbows and dancing in the rain!
You secretly do yoga or pilates and you're from texas!
They refer to you as, sweetness!
You get overly offended and cry when someone puts down your brand!
Thats the only brand you've ever owned!
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#468
Technically, we're US Citizens. I'm not sure if 1865 was the final margin.
Calling a Southerner a yankee is a sure way to find the true depth of the local fishing hole.