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Old 05-17-2011 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 420Pimp
If you like buying products made in the usa!
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If you enjoy slow mudd boggers and truly dont know what its like to have a kick azz fast ballz out real ride!

You watch oprah and maury on weekends while enjoying your sprinkled cupcake and semi not to hot cup of tee!

You enjoy american idol!

You enjoy rainbows and dancing in the rain!

You secretly do yoga or pilates and your from texas!

They refer to you as, sweetness!

You get overly offended and cry when someone puts down your brand!

Thats the only brand you've ever owned!
yes i enjoy my slow 60+ mph mudd buggy!!

no opra,..cartoons with my kids an thay love spinkled cupcakes,..but we drank mt dew!!

always watch first few weeks of auditions,thay funny as a know it all yankee

if she's hot in rain bows,..ill surly dance with her!!

hot flexabile chicks,..no problums with yoga!!

long as she callin me,..sweatness or what ever she likes!

rednecks dont cry,..but ************* go on fer ever...

nuttun wrong with buyin the best outta the gate!!

but how much this got to do with 4wheelin,..just feelin ya oats tryin to be a smart yankee
 
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Old 05-17-2011 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 420Pimp
If you like buying products made in the usa!
and mexico

If you enjoy slow mudd boggers and truly dont know what its like to have a kick azz fast ballz out real ride!
hmm- a 70+hp twin efi that will wheelie at the blip of the throttle- "slow"

You watch oprah and maury on weekends while enjoying your sprinkled cupcake and semi not to hot cup of tee!
watch who? drink what?

You enjoy american idol!
have never watched it- cuts into my "family guy" time.

You enjoy rainbows and dancing in the rain!
I enjoy Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and Purple Horseshoes- as well as rainbows.


You secretly do yoga or pilates and you're from texas!
wife does yoga- but she's from canada- has family in texas tho- I enjoy watching my wife do yoga...

They refer to you as, sweetness!
I've been told I'm "salty"

You get overly offended and cry when someone puts down your brand!
not a brand loyalist- my goal is to own as many atv's as I can before I settle on one. I've narrowed it down to either Polaris or Can-Am.


Thats the only brand you've ever owned!
see above answer
 
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Old 05-17-2011 | 07:15 PM
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LMFAO BG!!
 
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Old 05-17-2011 | 09:25 PM
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All I know is tea comes in one flavor. Sweet.
 
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Old 05-18-2011 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Scootergptx
All I know is tea comes in one flavor. Sweet.
^^^ That's right! ^^^
 
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Old 05-18-2011 | 10:54 PM
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Lol great comebacks! Very nice!

Technically your a yankee. The north beet the south by 1865! Its called the u.s.a. now btw, smartness!
But any way>
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Truck nutz for quads? That be cool!
 
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Old 05-19-2011 | 07:27 AM
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You might be a Polaris owner if your "utility" quad can jump over 20 feet and not have frame damage. Look at around 50 seconds.

 
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Old 05-19-2011 | 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 420Pimp
Lol great comebacks! Very nice!

Technically your a yankee. The north beet the south by 1865! Its called the u.s.a. now btw, smartness!
But any way>

Technically, we're US Citizens. I'm not sure if 1865 was the final margin.

Calling a Southerner a yankee is a sure way to find the true depth of the local fishing hole.
 
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Old 05-19-2011 | 07:33 AM
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And you may be a Polaris rider if you see a sticker and think, "Hmmm, that looks bold, yet new".
 
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Old 05-19-2011 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Scootergptx
All I know is tea comes in one flavor. Sweet.
well from nc to tx its sweet,..dont care fer tea from rest of the world,..it ant right!!
 


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