Here we go.....flashing red lights in my rear view mirrors....aaarrrrrgggrrr

 

WHat do I hate?
1 any type of household "honeydo" work
2 bathing anything but myself
3 nothing cooked after a 15 hour day
4 slow drivers that speed up after I pass them (as mentioned earlier).....I have actually been with a guy that done that.....he got passed, sped up and said "now why in the he%% did this jerk pass me?"...."I'm right behind him".
5 any type of maintenance except for my toys.....thats a pleasure.
6 that wierd noise the front end of my truck makes....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
7 not getting to ride on sundays
8 Yamaha
9 being passed in / on anything I drive.....this includes casual driving.
10 riding with atvers that don't wanna get theirself dirty.....or only wanna ride a short time.
11 Going too Wall-Mart.....that place is breaking me!
12 Walking around in any business while listening to someone talk in a different language.
Thats all that comes too mind right now guys / gals!

 

You know how the strap that is holding the 4 wheeler looks like it has loosened in the rearview mirror, but you stop get out and check,it is tight as a nun.

LMAO. That's pretty good [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

I hate off topic posts [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

1. CornDog
2. Quads faster than mine
3. Parents that buy their kids everything
4. ROAD CONSTRUCTION
5. Traffic Tickets
6. Insurance
7. Punishment
8. Im gonna go with BarlettRacing here.. I have yet to find a **** site that is free [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] PM me for a good one though
9. CornDog
10. Rocks in the windshield.. Those sucks
11. Having breakdowns
12. Knowing I have enough speed to do a jump, but not enough *****
13. Babbling on about stuff that doesnt even matter...

 

I hate ppl that ask " why do you need to make your quad faster?"

 

<< getting done rebuilding the motor and you have a piston retaing clip left? >>

LOL that hits home!
I also hate having to send my parts to a different address.

 

I hate...
- When my computer gets &quot;constipated&quot;
- when people ask me why I don't just buy an axle
- the look on those peoples faces when I say, &quot;Oh ok, let me just pull a wuad of cash out of my ***.&quot;
- when I work so I can afford to ride, but then I don't have enough time to ride because I'm working.
- cheap 1-ply toilet paper
- cheap toilet paper that is about as wide as dental floss
- cheap toilet paper that don't have the little &quot;pre-cut&quot; lines on them
- boxers that give me &quot;auto-wedgies&quot;
- questions
- losing
- being wrong
- having a job and having the same amount of money as I did when I didn't have a job
- poping blisters right before I shower (those always burn)
- having the runs (especially when there is only cheap toilet paper around)
- the after math of Mexican food
- drinking to much
- not drinking enough
- stupid people
- hideously ugly people
- slow drivers
- people that don't use their blinkers
- getting kicked in the nuts
- getting poked in the eyes
- hitting my head on something
- punching something and it hurting my fist more than the what ever I hit
- pretty much anything that hurts, unless it was in a cool looking wreck during a race
- flat tires
- quiet quads... hey, atleast my motor is loud
- lack of respect of quads
- *** hole track owners that drown the track right before the quads race
- that same track owner that makes the pro and amature racers start at the SAME TIME! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
- that same track owner that tried to say us quad racers were over reacting
- being called lazy when I just got back from working outside in the hot @ss sun for 10 hours
- Hot girls that I don't have a chance with
- Ugly girls that I don't want a chance with
- spiders
- wasps
- catapilers (sp?)
- not being able to spel anee thang rite
- flys
- bees
- grasshoppers
- rain on race/practice days
- weather being over 85 degrees
- weather being under 60 degrees
- school
- teachers
- homework
- complicated people
- people that find a &quot;deeper meaning&quot;
- people that think they see stuff when they look at abstract art
- people that get rich off of art that looks like I wiped my... well you get my point
- people that are always happy
- people that are always sad
- people that think they are the King Dingaling
- true, 2-toothed, dirty, greasy haired, rednecks
- true, 2-toothed, dirty, greasy haired, rednecks that think women love them
- the women that actually do love them
- old people
- stinky over weight people (not all over weight people make me mad, just the ones that you can smell from a mile away)
- people that you can smell from a mile away
- the fact that I've listed so much stuff that more than likely, nobody will even read this far
- since nobody will read this, I hate Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawi, Bomb, Honda, Polaris, Artic Cat, and any other company that isn't Cannondale
- Now I'm just typing so yall think I've got more to say
- Keep scrolling down
- Hey everyone! I'm Dutch!
- Lawdy dawwwwwwww
- my dog is sniffing his own bum
- I'm running out of stuff to say
- if you're reading this, you're a nerd
- Hahahahaha... you're a nerd!
- if you reply, you're a d0rk
- Hahahahaha... you're a d0rk!
- Well, I'm leaving
- Later

 

I hate when these kids put lights and stickers on there cars, race around like they got the fastest car in town, then I when I pull up to them at nighttime at the red light and my 9 month old child is sleeping in the back seat, then they start to blast there 5000$ stereo that mommy and daddy bought for them, wakes my kid up then when the light turns green I'm so freekin pi$$ed off I could kill someone, because they race off,and my wife is bitchin at me now because I'm so mad the kid is in the back screaming his brains out and my night is ruined. I also hate people that drive in the passing lane right beside you at your pace. I swear they do it just to pi$$ me off, also people crying they have no money,about how I can afford everything, and they have yet to hear of this thing I and Everybody else in this country has Is A FREAKIN JOB!!

 

Sorry I had to add these: Drunk Drivers!!!

And KNOWSALOT, the seat thing can be wrong. I ahve a friend who traded his Griz in and was short changed because the seat weighed 100lbs. The only time it had been that deep in the water is when the seat was off under the water hose.

 

Having to chain down my Raptor and night to due F'KN thieves.

Knowing that there's that many people that get pissed off at my driving[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

And everything already mentioned, good damn job guys/gals

Lots of laughs.

 

-I hate calling any parts place any being told &quot;oh yeah , We've got that in stock&quot; only to find out after the 20 min drive it was a turd hunt. &quot;hmm,computer says we have 3 in stock&quot;

-part 1 Memorial day 02 raptor breaking down as I drive it out of toy hauler only 30 seconds into a 5 day weekend [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

-part 2 Memorial day. Seeing 10X as many raptors you ever saw before(all stock) ripping it up and struting around (true story ,last Mem day)

-the jacka** who cut in front of me at the border crossing coming back after 4th july weekend with the condom hanging from his antenna.He had U of A plates, explains it all right there.

Thanks for the vine,

Michael